MAFSUK thread 8. Surprise Surprise. Only it isn’t. It is Only a Connection with a pair of New Faces. We’ve had The Chase. He looks Blankety Blank. It seems Pointless. One will give the other the Runaround. Then we’ll get a total wipeout.

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Girls’ girl returns with Geppetto’s boy.

Great.

Yes I like Couples Therapy too. Brave people.I love the music and the cool NYC vibe.

Went to the hairdressers yesterday and 3 of us were talking about MAFs. They had much the same opinions as most of us. Was a great way to pass 2 hrs!! 😂

Orna wouldn't be seen dead near this show!

The problem is that the producers seem to be a bunch of emotionally manipulative, sadistic, horny, sociopaths. And they get to overrule everyone else including the experts.
Expert Paul said that not everyone was happy about Ella and JJ coming back but they don't make the decision. He also said the experts only see the dinner parties and the commitment ceremonies. They don't see the rest of the footage until it's broadcast - same as the public.

Those mentioning the song for the new Chanel Coco Mademoiselle ad and saying it sounds like Ella, it's definitely the great Amanda Lear.

I wish the other couples would swap partners just to show how stupid it all is. Probably not watching any more of this tbh 😕

Can we please have Rise of the Oompah Loompahs in the next thread title. I don't know if it's lighting, cheap make up of I'm missing the latest fashion but they are getting more shiny and orange by the day.

@NancyPickford Been mentioned upthread. It sounds like Ella’s voice, hence the mention.

Is anyone else bored of this season?

I'd rather watch the Australian series for this kind of shit as the British actors are rubbish! It's so predictable, fake and annoying

Completely, I switched over when they let Ella and JJ back in

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Same!

Bloody hell, that says it all! But MAFSUK is less believable than GS

I don't know. Sometimes people who speak out like Jordan are projecting really hard. A bit like the "I HAVE A CHILD!!!!" woman from MAFS AUS who was all hoity toity over cheating and berated her husband when he wouldn't condemn it when she had had an affair with a married man. While she was a fucking Mormon.

@PerfectYear321 oh God I had just managed to remove "I have a chaaaaiiiillldddd" from my memory 😣😣😣

At this point I'd be quite happy to have "I have a child" Alyssa back over this bunch of sad sacks! Oh for the days when all we had to complain about was the infamous Great Sock Shortage of Australia 2023 😂

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I much preferred the sock shortage to the recent shirt (Nathanial) and frock material (Ella) shortage…

That no-bra.

I'd almost go as far as saying I'd take Bryce over this Ella / JJ, Tasha / Erica non drama shite.......

Yeah, it's been rubbish

They have had to release numerous spoilers to try snd keep the audience interested

I've been giggling in bed half the night every time I think of this!
Awesome work murasaki! I salute you

...and the chip fat was hot...so the face has started melting hence the slack jaw look...

Also like popcorn meeting hot fat.

Explains lips.
Explains pompoms.