MAFSUK thread 8. Surprise Surprise. Only it isn’t. It is Only a Connection with a pair of New Faces. We’ve had The Chase. He looks Blankety Blank. It seems Pointless. One will give the other the Runaround. Then we’ll get a total wipeout.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Girls’ girl returns with Geppetto’s boy.

Great.

Well, maybe quite a few men would. Perhaps that was what Luke was subconsciously referring to when he used the bank robbing metaphor.

According to my research (10 mins on Google) they buy into the idea that they are with a woman, but one that can do all that stuff a lot of women won’t. It sounded a bit Stepford wives in that it seemed as though it was all about the men.

But enough. I don’t want to derail the thread.

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They don't. Trans people and their sympathisers pretend they do, to make them feel validated

Actually, I am relieved to hear it. What you say makes sense.

I'm just reading Nathaniel's insta story where he says he left the show on the honeymoon after he learned production had lied to get him on the show and also Ella was asking guys at the bar for threesomes :o doesn't surprise me!

@dapsnotplimsolls something like: yeaaah I like shillings and everyfing but I don't want them on my T-shirt yeaaah I want the same T-shirt I always go for even though I said I wanted a different design this time yeaah I just have a connection with the same type of T-shirt sorry like and everyfing

In Love &Toxic. Are those real couples? Why are they together, they all seem like they hate each other. Why bother?

Laura is from Portsmouth! 😆A world away from Chelsea in every way imaginable.

@Turtlerussell I'm trying to get a screenshot but I actually saw it reposted on twitter.

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They do seem to hate each other.
It says at the start they are real couples but stories may have been enhanced, or somesuch. Someone on the MNn thread said it was fake. Google says not.
I'm watching
Shouting at the telly, obvs.

tits ooooout

Spoiler thread is that way ....

Oh, I thought Luke was trimming his pubes there

Zero chemistry between JJ and Pete.

This is cringe 😂 bed talk with JJ and a presumable nude Ella

I can hardly bear to watch this tonight, but I'm sure you guys will make it worthwhile!

Mark strop incoming.

Mark! Ironing! Didn't think he knew how?!
Sean you are just about to have your face ironed eeek

That was a stupid thing to say

Sean - are you actually that stupid?

Better that Sean said it than one of the others.