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MAFSUK -thread 7. It means fuck all to me. So fuck off. Take you, your fuckin’ prowly hands, your fuckin’ pompoms and the fuckin’ Pinocchio fuckboy you’ve fuckin’ acquired and fuck off. And no fuckin’ spoilers. Love, Bianca and fuckin’ Geppetto xx

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 22/10/2023 08:02

Too much?

Or normal travel with toddler language?

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browneyes77 · 25/10/2023 21:12

“Do you understand why that video hurt me?”

No Peggy. No I fucking don’t.

Do YOU understand why you’re even pissed about this video? Because we’re all at a loss here.

Villagetoraiseachild · 25/10/2023 21:12

Luke, pot calling kettle noir....

MouseMinge · 25/10/2023 21:13

If he got rid of those 90's " bangs", Jordan would be really handsome.

Neverinamonthofsundays · 25/10/2023 21:13

Peggy is as posh as Tasha.

Villagetoraiseachild · 25/10/2023 21:14

Oh no....

EmptyYoghurtPot · 25/10/2023 21:14

Why does Jordan annoy the other blokes do much?

TitsInAbsentia · 25/10/2023 21:14

Just come in with your nipples out why don't you...

saturnspinkhoop · 25/10/2023 21:14

I can’t stand Luke. I feel a bit sorry for Jordan having the others gang up on him.

Sunbird24 · 25/10/2023 21:14

Fuck the fuck off, then fuck off some more

CatamaranViper · 25/10/2023 21:14

Where the fuck did Curly Watts come from?

Villagetoraiseachild · 25/10/2023 21:14

Barely contained grapefruits are back.....

MouseMinge · 25/10/2023 21:15

Crikey, all the blokes are on Jordan's case! Georges doesn't have a leg to stand on given his shit-stirring with Terence and Poisonous Porsha.

EmptyYoghurtPot · 25/10/2023 21:15

Quick poll - does anyone want Ella back?

Neverinamonthofsundays · 25/10/2023 21:15

Its our 6ft garden knome back in all his/her shiny glory. Lovely.

saturnspinkhoop · 25/10/2023 21:15

Wtf. I’m sure I recall reading that contestants enter as a couple and leave as a couple. Why then have they brought those two back?

Sunbird24 · 25/10/2023 21:15

EmptyYoghurtPot · 25/10/2023 21:15

Quick poll - does anyone want Ella back?

No

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 25/10/2023 21:15

I hate ella

slowsundays · 25/10/2023 21:15

Nobody wants Ella back.

Neverinamonthofsundays · 25/10/2023 21:15

EmptyYoghurtPot · 25/10/2023 21:15

Quick poll - does anyone want Ella back?

Peggy in there.

On here, no.

TitsInAbsentia · 25/10/2023 21:15

EmptyYoghurtPot · 25/10/2023 21:14

Why does Jordan annoy the other blokes do much?

Are they intimidated by him in some way? I don't get it. Poison was a bloody strong word to use, it wasn't poison at all, it was him saying what he saw. Chances are if he'd kept schtum (how you spell that mofo word?!) they'd still be picking on him.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 25/10/2023 21:16

Jordan is going to get a chewing. And that’s a shame.

it is tiresome that Mark is classed as a bride.

I don’t like Erica but my face is the same as hers at the minute with the arrival.

I’m bonding. (A tiny tiny bit)

Bullshit indeed.

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browneyes77 · 25/10/2023 21:16

MouseMinge · 25/10/2023 21:08

There's nothing wrong with saying you can smell the history. Yes, you'd probably say feel the history, but ffs, of course you know what it means, you condescending twat.

Things can have an ‘old’ kind of smell to them.

So, technically, I guess you can smell history 😂

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 25/10/2023 21:16

EmptyYoghurtPot · 25/10/2023 21:15

Quick poll - does anyone want Ella back?

That would be a bit fat lipped shiny shiny NO!!!!!
Farce

Bluetrews25 · 25/10/2023 21:16

I don't want Ian and Pete back
WTF is Ella wearing?
Agree with Erica - they shouldn't be there

Hungrycaterpillarsmummy · 25/10/2023 21:16

Yes George's hypocritical there. The fact is they've all gossiped and talked about each other.

Older folk hate younger ones. Threatened

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