MAFSUK -thread 7. It means fuck all to me. So fuck off. Take you, your fuckin’ prowly hands, your fuckin’ pompoms and the fuckin’ Pinocchio fuckboy you’ve fuckin’ acquired and fuck off. And no fuckin’ spoilers. Love, Bianca and fuckin’ Geppetto xx

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Too much?

Or normal travel with toddler language?

Felt really sorry for Jordan being ganged up on. Poison is such a strong word so unless there's a lot we haven't seen, I don't get it.

So the demure clothing was just temporary then - the golden globes are back.

I was enjoying the narrative not being dominated by Ella's narrative....

Jordan was definitely stirring but the reaction seems a bit extreme.

They’re probably scared he’ll call out their behaviour next..

Fuck off, and in language I never use for other women but fuck it, it's what you are, you utter skank.

I might find Erica annoying but she just went up in my estimation by saying what every viewer with a few brain cells to rub together is thinking. It's bullshit.

I want Ella back like I’d want crabs.

For those wondering if I’m overly interested in nature - it is a big shiny sticky looking NO.

Oh, btw, I followed a link to her brand new Pretty Little Thing collaboration earlier. It's all as hideous as you'd imagine.

Jordan seems young. I think the others are just banging their chests to prove dominance.

I think Jordan was right. So there.

Ella is just such a gigantic narcissist. She adds nothing to the show and now back with Lego boy who's devoid of any kind of personality is taking the piss a bit.

Btw I quite like Jordan's hair.

There, I said it.

Actually wonder if the dad bods are intimidated by Jordan's physique, he is a pt I think?

Peggy isn't posh. That's the thing. I think George is!

I agree. Although hilariously she thinks she is. I say thinks, that probably requires some degree of intellectual capacity that Peggy lacks.

Georges has the slightly naughty rich boy vibe which strangely I'm starting to find attractive.

Don’t understand why Ella and JJ are there. They didn’t “marry” at first sight.

The way she bounced in as though she was some sort of hero…

Oh look. It's tits. And shits.

Alright then Mel Schilling

They’ve only been gone for what two nights?

Ella has come back looking extra oily and extra mummified

A joke indeed.

not something we do lightly.

but you do it for the story, the drama, the scandal, the fucking great big STORY.

Definitely. I used to work at the British Library of Political and Economic Science and part of my job was going down to the archives to get books for students (from the LSE) to read in the library. There were books there that went back to the 17th century. I used to spend far more time than necessary there just sniffing old books that smelled old and bloody lovely.

Oh they ARE compatible? She wants a shag, so does he.
OK then

😂

She’s all about wanting other people to see them together, so it’s the validation thing again

The experts don't take the wife swapping lightly

But they do it every year 🙄