MAFSUK -thread 7. It means fuck all to me. So fuck off. Take you, your fuckin’ prowly hands, your fuckin’ pompoms and the fuckin’ Pinocchio fuckboy you’ve fuckin’ acquired and fuck off. And no fuckin’ spoilers. Love, Bianca and fuckin’ Geppetto xx

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Too much?

Or normal travel with toddler language?

No, I’m sorry, I still can’t look at him without hearing him say “mummy milkers”, there’s no coming back from that

I didn't hear that

I don't remember that.

I want to get the straightener on that kinked bit!

Very posh retreat!

Hark at the ixpert trying to convince herself that this retreat is a good idea…

Laura is such a cow

Oh fuck off Laura.

Laura's so patronising.

Laura feeling at home......hmmm

Georges is flogging a dead horse here

OH MY GOD she is on about the effing video AGAIN.

Build a bloody bridge.

Why does it 'hurt' her???

There's nothing wrong with saying you can smell the history. Yes, you'd probably say feel the history, but ffs, of course you know what it means, you condescending twat.

Well she certain won't be flogging it for him dead nor alive.

Peggy is a fraud!

Leave your bloody hair alone Peggy!

Peggy
STOP fiddling with the hair FGS

So many of them keep fiddling with their hair, drives me mad.

As soon as he said that my husband laughed - I say it all the time.

Ffs peggy.

Fine you don’t like him but that stick you’ve got up your arsed is going to give you splinters in your tongue shortly.

Not buying the moving on… unless there’s a barrel of Prosecco involved and she gets wankered.

What is this whole thing with Peggy being posh? There is nothing about her that even whispers posh. She sounds like the sort of uptight Essex woman I used to work with years ago in the City.

I wonder if Georges volunteered to give up his wicked baguetting ways and stated thst he was going to get what she considers a proper job, Peggy would be all over him?
Or not?

Peggy isn't posh. That's the thing. I think George is!

she's 2m away from being a chav. fake, plastic, constantly twiddling her fake hair.