MAFSUK -thread 7. It means fuck all to me. So fuck off. Take you, your fuckin’ prowly hands, your fuckin’ pompoms and the fuckin’ Pinocchio fuckboy you’ve fuckin’ acquired and fuck off. And no fuckin’ spoilers. Love, Bianca and fuckin’ Geppetto xx

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Too much?

Or normal travel with toddler language?

But he looked as though he was wearing knee high white socks.

He could smell like a god during a midnight storm on the beach in Cyprus and I’m afraid the socks would spoil it all.

Imagine Paul's mum giving Tasha cold shoulder over something and Tasha calling her names for being disrespected.

Wonder if Paul would have same unified approach.

Why was Peggy saying “you can’t leave!” to Ella at the end? That’s supposed to be the point of the show Peggy, you get matched, you try to make it work, if it doesn’t you leave.

And Ella genuinely unironically saying “I’ve met someone amazing” followed straight away by “I’m looking forward to getting to know him”. 🤦‍♀️

Laura will be fine

It makes no sense sunbird

I’m still struggling to see how they can have a connection when all they’ve done is mumble at eachother while looking at the floor.

🤣

Socks could be used to wipe the wet patch

Arthur and Laura are so boring though, I didn't listen to one word they said.

Why do they keep pairing the sexually adventurous types with the rather have a cuppa types? Georges and Ros would be better suited in that department.

I'd find a way to shush him.

But at least he is wearing them! All we ever do is moan about the sockless. And now that there's one who wears a pair, that displeases us also.

Why were Tasha and Peggy in particular so sympathetic to Ella? I’m sure Peggy wouldn’t be happy if she was in Bianca situation?..

Peggy acting like they’ve been friends for life!

Also when Nathaniel left at the dinner party and not one person said goodbye to the poor man.

Arthur just seems to go along with whatever Laura thinks and I think she seems embarrassed of him sometimes especially in front of her snooty pal

Remember Tim from BB? "Comprende??"
He had to move abroad in the end!

I still say comprende! In Tim’s accent.

Bianca was fabulous! I don’t know how she could be angry with that composure.

I think Georges is a knob.

Tash is quite vulgar and vile.

And Ella is plastic on the outside and vile on the inside. She looks like a shemale pornstar.

Tasha is so fake. All sweet and innocent with Paul./for the ixperts We've seen her true colours.

And Ella is plastic on the outside and vile on the inside. She looks like a shemale pornstar.

Or as someone said upthread, a blow up doll with the open pouty lips and grapefruit boobs.

Sorry but I need to join as my DH is bored of watching it (he loves MAFS Aus).

JJ is so unattractive in my opinion, his eyes are never open and he talks with his mouth shut?

Ella is not a "girls girl" she would dig a knife into somebody's back if it meant getting attention from their man.

Peggy is a weird one, I liked her at first but they've just shown the preview for the next episode and the clip is obviously something along the lines of Georges bum being out, she walks out of their apartment with jeans on that have massive rips at the bottom of her arse?!

Thought I was going to like Tasha but I think she's just nasty to be honest, not that I'm overly keen on Erica either!

I like Rosaline and Thomas, hope they go the distance!

Luke is a bit of a dick but I like Jay.

Peggy looks so weird because I think her face has been paralysed by all the botox. Also has the mouth open a lot combined with the lizard lick thing they do when too much filler has been crammed in. She also doesn't seem to have any personality. Although she has occasionally given good advice, mostly to the equally blank looking and squeaky Shona (gone and mostly forgotten). I only like Ros. Think they could have matched her with someone better than Thomas. He seems ok ish but boring.

Peggy looks like a woman who'd want sex in the dark, long nightie rolled up to her waist, flat on her back, no movement, no sounds at all and pulling her nightie down as soon as it was over before heading to the bathroom to douche her vag and brush her hair back into place. I mean she might be a sexual gymnast between the sacks but everything about her screams uptight perfunctory sex.