MAFSUK -thread 7. It means fuck all to me. So fuck off. Take you, your fuckin’ prowly hands, your fuckin’ pompoms and the fuckin’ Pinocchio fuckboy you’ve fuckin’ acquired and fuck off. And no fuckin’ spoilers. Love, Bianca and fuckin’ Geppetto xx

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Too much?

Or normal travel with toddler language?

Post it on the other thread

I agree mura

JJ is cherchez la hole. Ella is cherchez la validation.

Ella will not get love, companionship and validation by being on MAFS.

All Ella will get is chafing.

Yes, great decision made by the experts in that they thought they would have a lot in common but didn't think of the distance.

She looks really gormless like that. Mind you, she did say on Twitter, I think, that she hadn't realised how she looked and will be getting rid of some of the filler.

I’m so happy to see this thread- I’ve found my people 😄

I miss the Australian ixpert guy.

Ella sounds like Geri Halliwell.

Pob would probably be just as spineless as the rest of the sofa dwellers.

That’s what I was wondering. Perhaps they’ll all move in together.

And who’s looking after them while they are both on Love Island - er sorry - MAFS?

What is it with Ella's eyes? They're constantly rolling round. It's giving me vertigo!

Are there any "before" pictures of Adrienne and Matt? I can't actually tell what they really look like.

Was it fancy dress night? Pretty sure I saw an archangel, Medusa and Sebastian the lobster all in one room. Shame Trasha could only be bothered to stick coathangers in her ears.
How has Laura recast herself as some kind of do-gooder peace-keeping group therapist?

Which is a really ironic statement because I remember that last year we all were saying the same- how boring it is to have all these scouted wannabes on the show. The producers saw our moans and went "Hold my beer!".

I thought Bianca handled herself and the situation very well and finished pretty strongly in tonight's (Monday) episode. 🌹

Ella was very ugly inside and out. Glad they are no more. Isn't Pretty Little Thing throwaway fashion?

I listen to the “Help I Sexted My Boss” podcast and the co-host William said his husband was scouted for next years show a few weeks ago - fair enough you may say, but his husband was contacted the day after he put a post up celebrating his one year wedding anniversary to William 😂

Apparently the casting person made a big thing about how great his Instagram profile was and how he would be great for the programme - obviously attention to detail is not a job requirement for a MAFS scout!

JJ is so dim. I think that’s why he’s got an easy name to spell , with two syllables.

So he can remember how to spell his own name.

Ella telling everyone not to worry about her, she's met someone amazing. Has she moved on from JJ already 😂

Paul C Brunton. Full of shit, not giving great advice.
But, Christ, I so would.
I bet he smells incredible and would be fabulous in bed 😬😍

My eyes would be rolling too seeing someone getting away after being mean to me over and over.

Why is it expected of those treated with rudeness to sit back and pretend nothing happened?