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KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!

946 replies

Pebbledashery · 17/10/2023 12:45

Roll up roll up! it starts on Monday 23rd October as confirmed by Mon Mon.
Welcome old and new!

@halsall
@EsmaCannonball
@TheDogsMother
@Viques
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrouchyKiwi
@Sunbird24
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Blueberrycreampie
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@Piggywaspushed
@Chicorydip
@ilovesooty
@Ellenanora7
@AutumnCrow
@fourquenelles

Tried my best to remember everyone but no doubt I have forgotten people! please do share!

KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!
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ChicoryDip · 23/10/2023 21:23

ButDaddyILoveHim · 23/10/2023 21:23

A bitter salad, or a bit of salad?

It's certainly not a Mumsnet Big Salad! 😀

Blueberrycreampie · 23/10/2023 21:23

Looks great but complicated.

Halsall · 23/10/2023 21:23

Street food! DRINK!

fourquenelles · 23/10/2023 21:23

Pebbledashery · 23/10/2023 21:22

Mushrooms are the actual devil

No that is bananas! As in the fruit as well as being bonkers!

GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2023 21:24

fourquenelles · 23/10/2023 21:23

No that is bananas! As in the fruit as well as being bonkers!

Equal dishonours.

Pebbledashery · 23/10/2023 21:24

Sunbird24 · 23/10/2023 21:23

Can you ban people from their own thread? Asking for a friend…
😂

🤣🤣🤣. Sorry... I'll swiftly retract and put myself on a verbal warning ⚠️

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fourquenelles · 23/10/2023 21:25

GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2023 21:24

Equal dishonours.

High 5 Grouchy

Pebbledashery · 23/10/2023 21:25

Hacked that didn't he

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ButDaddyILoveHim · 23/10/2023 21:25

Just remembered that DH dreamt recently that I was having an affair with Marcus Wareing.

GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2023 21:25

Poor little bird being hacked about.

EsmaCannonball · 23/10/2023 21:25

KingscoteStaff · 23/10/2023 21:23

Exclusive brasserie

A Café Rouge that makes you wear a tie?

Wolfcub · 23/10/2023 21:25

You can see Marcus wincing

Theeyeballsinthesky · 23/10/2023 21:26

im not sure this is going well 😬

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 23/10/2023 21:26

Hello all!

I'm laughing at the idea that Monica approaches everything in her life she hasn't done before the way she would approach poultry. With a very sharp knife?

Pebbledashery · 23/10/2023 21:26

Did he move to Dubai?

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Sunbird24 · 23/10/2023 21:26

I’m so confused…

Halsall · 23/10/2023 21:26

Interesting 'Sauce Hollandaise' technique there…..

KingscoteStaff · 23/10/2023 21:26

Special Dubai Hollandaise

Wolfcub · 23/10/2023 21:26

It's going to be scrambled egg

Cookingdoesntgettougher · 23/10/2023 21:27

This guy will have to impress in the next round.

Pebbledashery · 23/10/2023 21:27

Scrambled hollandaise

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Theeyeballsinthesky · 23/10/2023 21:27

I don’t think he has more than one speed!

Pebbledashery · 23/10/2023 21:27

Oh no...not a smear

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2023 21:27

It seems like he accidentally achieved an OK dish. That was a chaotic test.

viques · 23/10/2023 21:28

Be still my beating heart, my favourite sort of skills test, sharp knife tick, flat fish tick, usual vegetables tick.

question: how can a Brasserie be termed “exclusive”. It’s a French cafe.