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KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!

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Pebbledashery · 17/10/2023 12:45

Roll up roll up! it starts on Monday 23rd October as confirmed by Mon Mon.
Welcome old and new!

@halsall
@EsmaCannonball
@TheDogsMother
@Viques
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrouchyKiwi
@Sunbird24
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Blueberrycreampie
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@Piggywaspushed
@Chicorydip
@ilovesooty
@Ellenanora7
@AutumnCrow
@fourquenelles

Tried my best to remember everyone but no doubt I have forgotten people! please do share!

KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!
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Pebbledashery · 23/10/2023 21:13

Tunnocks with a nice cup of tea

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littlbrowndog · 23/10/2023 21:13

i am liking the yougesters

jay55 · 23/10/2023 21:14

When did garnish become the word for veggies, rather than sprig of parsley?

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Pebbledashery · 23/10/2023 21:14

FuckingHellAdele · 23/10/2023 21:13

Will any of the contestants be old enough to, I dunno, have pubes, do we think?

I estimate 80% will not have reached puberty yet

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ChicoryDip · 23/10/2023 21:14

They must be getting the Private Chef lined up. There's usually at least one.

EsmaCannonball · 23/10/2023 21:14

He's wearing a wedding ring!

Theeyeballsinthesky · 23/10/2023 21:14

RIP that brill

Sunbird24 · 23/10/2023 21:14

Nerves showing here

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Pebbledashery · 23/10/2023 21:14

That brill has been obliterated

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FuckingHellAdele · 23/10/2023 21:15

It's like Paddy from Emmerdale and Terry Christian had a baby together

Sunbird24 · 23/10/2023 21:15

There will be a forager at some point

Halsall · 23/10/2023 21:15

Nice to see Gregggggg has been working on his patronising skills while he’s been away

Theeyeballsinthesky · 23/10/2023 21:15

And someone who does something with fire who wears a leather apron

MonMonsBack · 23/10/2023 21:15

Gawd I feel old!

jay55 · 23/10/2023 21:16

And someone who turns out to be massively rich.

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Pebbledashery · 23/10/2023 21:16

Fully expecting a forager

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Theeyeballsinthesky · 23/10/2023 21:16

and an edible insects person

littlbrowndog · 23/10/2023 21:17

Raw turnip 🙌🏽🙌🏽🤣

Sunbird24 · 23/10/2023 21:17

My cheffing efforts this evening consisted of fresh tagliatelle (mix of normal and green) with red pesto and chorizo

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Pebbledashery · 23/10/2023 21:17

Also a private chef or chef consultant...

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Cookingdoesntgettougher · 23/10/2023 21:17

I’d think a garnish would be raw, not that I’d want to eat raw turnip (or any turnip).

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Pebbledashery · 23/10/2023 21:17

I had a prawn stir fry this evening..

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GrouchyKiwi · 23/10/2023 21:18

We had homemade pizza so at least my cooking evening wasn't a complete write off.

That was a tad rubbish from a chef used to working with fish.

Sunbird24 · 23/10/2023 21:18

Fuck off Gregggg you’d have been no help at all

EsmaCannonball · 23/10/2023 21:18

I'd rather Gregg shot me than gave me a hug.