KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!

[Pebbledashery]

Roll up roll up! it starts on Monday 23rd October as confirmed by Mon Mon.
Welcome old and new!

@halsall
@EsmaCannonball
@TheDogsMother
@Viques
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrouchyKiwi
@Sunbird24
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Blueberrycreampie
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@Piggywaspushed
@Chicorydip
@ilovesooty
@Ellenanora7
@AutumnCrow
@fourquenelles

Tried my best to remember everyone but no doubt I have forgotten people! please do share!

Grrrr..when family members call you during masterchef!!!! Get off the phone dad!

viques

Gregggg bait? You hussy. That’s just going for the low hanging fruit ( not a euphemism)

Ah, now! There's low hanging fruit and there's dragging-on-the-ground fruit...

Baaaa.

This is now Charlie's to lose. These first two have done well.

Oh that lamb

Baaaaa

Arrgghhh the lamb

I was wrong about Charlie’s ability to cook lamb

Ooop, pink lamb. But it’s souvjded, so cooked I guess.

I like raw but this is

But Mon likes it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh fuck off greg

There’s a lot going on in your tartlet

Usually he would say not rendered

Is that the entirety of his dessert? Where's the rest?

Gregggg saying he loves that little tart, and in the next breath 'pink, and moist and juicy' has nearly made me throw up the epoisses.

All 3 through due to explosion trauma?

No, Gregg. You've got itchy heat.

Mum card!

Ok, what’s going on with all the rival mc threads, including The Official Thread? They won’t be as funny as us. Humph!

@FuckingHellAdele 🤣🤢

I think so. Nothing between these three.

And I doubt it's from a biscuit.

Ahh, Cristina all bandaged up but still smiling

Oh sweet baby jesus, I don't think Greggg is wearing socks