KLAXON!! - Professional Masterchef round up!

[Pebbledashery]

Roll up roll up! it starts on Monday 23rd October as confirmed by Mon Mon.
Welcome old and new!

@halsall
@EsmaCannonball
@TheDogsMother
@Viques
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrouchyKiwi
@Sunbird24
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Blueberrycreampie
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@Piggywaspushed
@Chicorydip
@ilovesooty
@Ellenanora7
@AutumnCrow
@fourquenelles

Tried my best to remember everyone but no doubt I have forgotten people! please do share!

Split is on trend I heard

I once burnt my arm incredibly badly on hot soup from a blender. It’s so, so nasty. Hope she was OK.

Is this a new game? spot the lobster, magnifying glasses are available at reception. Looks pretty though.

I hope they find a way to give Cristina another go, or to finish this go.

That must have been quite disconcerting for everyone.

Soil DRINK

Well Tommy’s through

Well done, Tommy.

Nice to see someone do really well!

Poor woman, that was quite a shock.

Will they let her do her plantain and cheese pudding another day??

Looks like she's cut away the raw bits of the chicken, tbh.

This is a foraging fail. Where the ceps? The sorrel? The bladderwrack?

really good, pretty one

Gregggg bait? You hussy. That’s just going for the low hanging fruit ( not a euphemism)

Chef Patron? I thought she ran a caff?

Chef Patron ? Is that a name for cafe owner ?

Gregggg Describes Food.

Yawn.

Aye but it’s a posh caff in Rye dontcha know.

Dessert looks very pretty, even if it's not my thing.

Looks like she’s redeemed herself from the skills test

Slippery!!! Anti-drink!!

Slippery 🤢

she done good

Not the chef being pretentious but the producers

Slippery 😫

Slippery!

The fucker reads these boards!