Emmerdale: Brought to you by Haribo, Craig needs to die and Chloe needs to go, eyes down for bingo - NO SPOILERS or Aaron's mafia mates will be sent round

[JaneJeffer]

Ready for more super soapy shite?

It’s surprising she’s not been doing house calls to Chloe to check she’s ok.

Oh for fuck sake @RaraRachael

Another invisible baby @Jitterybugs. Where exactly is Harry?

Hold the front page!!!!!

Victoria and Jacob, how the feck did that happen, yuk yuk yuk

When did it start???

I actually feel sorry for David. Which has really surprised me.

David is on Loose Women and I won't give a spoiler as to his future

His real life wife Charlie Webb (Debbie in Emmerdale.) has a very small role in The Long Shadow and she may be miffed it wasn't a more prominent one but her acting skills leave a bit to be desired.

On a more personal note my neighbour has just gone out and she's wearing that grubby grey coat yet again. 😀😁

Victoria and Jacob - total ick
Mackenzie's lovey dovey act - ick
Chloe's "but he loves me" act - ick

Can we have some humour please?

More interested in @Hellendegenerate's neighbour than Emmerdale at this point. Tell us more

Yes def more humour needed! I loved Paddy & Cain's scenes a while back. We need more of that please!

They need someone like David from Corrie !
His slapstick one liners are brilliant and fantastically executed.

They should never have killed Gerry off. He was hilarious and could ad lib.

Bingo: Jacob
Hopefully Chloe will die today.

Bingo: Chloe lying on the sofa again, doing her fantastic method acting while Mack stares at her, wondering how he can get into panto by this time next year.

Ohh God ....now for the worst Bingo nomination ever.....

Jacob and Vic in bed with each other .🤢🤮🤮!..( looking gooey eyes at each other after having the best night ever in their whole life ...just to add more vom !!)

Yes ,,yes ....I will now go and bleach my brain 😁🤣!

The Bingo starts are going to get just as famous as the EE duff Duff's 🤣🤣

Unfortunately I agree with @bizzey , think tonight's Bingo will be Jacob and/or Victoria waking up in bed together 🤮

Stop it bizzey 😩 where does everyone fit in that house anyway? They might end up being in bed with Mackenzie 😀

Bingo: Eric

Where does Vic live?

Where does Jacob live?

Where does David live?

I've lost track. They seem to do all their interactions in the road or the Hide or in that bloody shop. Or behind the bins.

Vic supposedly lives in her cottage with Amy & Matty and then Chloe moved in and I presume Mackenzie seeing as he's always there. However when Betty and Seth were there they usually had one lodger because that's all the space they had. Robert mentioned he was staying in Vic's tiny box room and when Andy had to stay with them someone had to take the sofa but now it's like a bloody hotel.

David lives behind the shop. Vic was there until they split up when she moved back in with Amy.

And Jacob lives with David and Theo.

Didn't realize Vic lived with Chloe and Mackenzie 🤦🏻‍♀️

Thank you, @JaneJeffer

Another tardis cottage it is ...

I thought Chloe and Mackenzie got their own place next to Charity 🤷🏻‍♀️

Oh maybe they did @PrincessScarlett I must have missed that. Who was living there before I wonder?

I'm pretty sure they moved into an empty cottage because Chloe kept banging on about wanting her own place for just the three of them and it being too crowded with Amy, Matty and Vic. Can't remember who lived their before but right next door to Charity who was fuming.