Emmerdale: Brought to you by Haribo, Craig needs to die and Chloe needs to go, eyes down for bingo - NO SPOILERS or Aaron's mafia mates will be sent round

[JaneJeffer]

Ready for more super soapy shite?

Maybe Tom did it hence the blood on Belle. He wasn't able to cope with his dad attempting to rape Chas (nobody was Tom) and could have gotten into a rage with Craig and now Belle will have to give him an alibi.

I don't care who did it I'm just waiting for Robert
tick tock

Mind you I quite like the idea of vigilante Tom randomly killing rapists wherever he goes

I think the PA will have something to do with it.

Robert early release, comes back to village, immediately sizes up situation, kidnaps Craig, offs him and dumps in field, arrested, goes to jail, goes directly to jail. 👍

Robert is a lover not a fighter 😍

Perhaps it’s an Orient Express type plot line. They all did it and all have an alibi.

PrincessScarlett
Thank you. I caught up this morning. The way Craig was lying in the field with his arms spread like the Crucifixion and one leg bent upwards! 😅 I reckon it would have to be a hit man whodunit. I know, let's have a Whodunit Bingo!! I'm going with Cain hiring the hit man.

Hey all, noticed this thread is getting full, I hope nobody minds, I made a new one?

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4930448-emmerdale-no-spoilers-jacob-vic-are-giving-us-the-ick-chloe-mack-are-boring-as-tit-while-nasty-craig-has-been-dispatched-whodunnit

Shall we finish this thread first with drivel insightful assessments of developing characters?

I would to nominate TomNow as The Character Least Likely To Develop Further On Account Of His Being Made Of Wood

I would like to nominate Chloe as the actress (that's a stretch, I know) Most Likely To Get More Screen Time Than The More Talented Ones Because Writers Seem To Think We Give Two Fucks.
Quite a mouth full, can't see that one catching on to be honest.

I think Tom and Chloe could trace their lineage back to the Woodentops. Anyone old enough to remember that programme?

I remember the Woodentops! On 'Watch With Mother' with Bill & Ben and LoobyLoo? They look like the cast of Hamlet at the Old Vic compared with some of the current Emmerdale lot.

🤣🤣

Spotty Dog 😀

Teaching children about family life in a farming community. Yes I remember it well and all the murders,rapes,violence and other dark doings.

😏

I would like to thank the thread title for killing Craig and only wish I had added others to the list as saying they need to go clearly didn't work.

And the award winners are:

Aaron for the Most Huffing and Puffing in a 30 Second Scene award

Chloe for the Same Amount of Acting Whether in a Coma or Not award

Bob for the Lifetime Achievement of Doing His Best with Terrible Storylines award

Samson for the Little Shitebag award (presented by @Jitterybugs)

Mackenzie for the Biggest Disappointment award

Charity for The Queen of Emmerdale award

Chas for Worst Wardrobe award

Robert for Best Comeback award 🤞

Cathy wins my I Know I Should Feel Sympathy For Her Travails But I Just Don't award

Most ridiculous and sick inducing couple of the year is a tie between Liam and Wendy and Jacob and Victoria

Charity also wins the award for most restraint of the year. How she hasn't clobbered Mackenzie and Chloe to death is beyond me.

And the finalists for the Most Annoying Sound To Have Emerged From Emmerdale So Far This Year are:

Wendy: for that godawful crying sound, and for her special crying voice

Chloe: for everything, whether it be speaking, sighing or simply changing position on the sofa - just hush yer noise and go away

Aaron: for crimes against coiled up springs

@AutumnCrow you forgot growling Mandy 🙉

Best Wayne Rooney impression: Aaron

The award for still being alive goes to Chloe 🥇

Too harsh? Nah !

Can it be posthumous @Jitterybugs?

See ya soon