Emmerdale: Brought to you by Haribo, Craig needs to die and Chloe needs to go, eyes down for bingo - NO SPOILERS or Aaron's mafia mates will be sent round

[JaneJeffer]

Ready for more super soapy shite?

Imagine poor Matty finding out his uncle was having an affair with his fiancée. There's the Christmas episode right there.

Is that supposed to be Vic's jealous face?

SOS Robert Sugden SOS get back here and sort your sister and husband out mayday mayday

@JaneJeffer there is loads of stuff online about Emmerdale needing Robert back

Bit risky of Jacob and Victoria !

It's a miracle

Right, I know there's only about 10 years between Victoria and Jacob but there is something really icky about those two getting it on. The fact Victoria was in a relationship with David and is very aware of the whole Maya situation makes it very inappropriate.

Poor Belle! He’s an oddball that Tom nasty vibe about him

David you’re a great guy and any girl would be lucky to have you (and your son is about to have me before the day is over)

We haven't trusted him from the off

I know Thomas is quite weird but Belle is getting a bit weird too telling him he's not allowed a drink

He's a KIng. What do we expect. There was something a bit off about all of them, especially if you're watching Classic atm.

He's awful, he treats Belle like shit! She should dump him asap

Oh for fucks sake Chloe 🤦🏻‍♀️

What was the point in the cliffhanger where she said it was just her and Rueben? Fucking boring flip flopping Chloe.

RIP Mackenzie

With Chloe being like this, is she going to do a long drawn out revenge thing?

Not if Amy gets her hands on him first

Please stop it Jacob 🤦🏻‍♀️

Did Tom’s stolen car ever turn up and what about the fact he appeared to recognise one of the attackers? It seems to have been forgotten about just like other shit they drop in and abandon again.

Most unconvincing getting it on ever. Looked very choreographed.

Can you imagine a whole two-hander episode with Victoria and Chloe. I think I'd last about thirty seconds. Their voices are sooooo dreary.

I watch this for light misery relief, not to see people with weird eyebrows and smooth foreheads attempt acting.

Yes that was another story of nothing.

Oh Chloe just STFU. Nobody wants you and you're the drippiest drip from the planet drip.

The main thing I'm enjoying about Emmerdale at the moment is that Wendy isn't around

Will Vic and Jacob’s romp on the sofa result in another surprise pregnancy in the village?

Now @JaneJeffer you know that because you said that, she'll be the bingo first appearer tomorrow night? 😂