Emmerdale: Brought to you by Haribo, Craig needs to die and Chloe needs to go, eyes down for bingo - NO SPOILERS or Aaron's mafia mates will be sent round

[JaneJeffer]

Ready for more super soapy shite?

Oh I would love if he killed Comatose Chloe and Whinging Wendy.

OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE! As if Chloe is going to be out of hospital so soon. What a bloody joke 🙄

Chloe with her cuts and bruises and comatose personality reminds me of one of the walkers from The Walking Dead.

But with less personality @PrincessScarlett

Her personality shone through in that coma.

Aside from the ridiculous idea that chloe would be out so soon, what happened to her remembering the crash and being angry? Now she wants to forgive? See this is one of the reasons I hate her. Aside from the lack of acting skills, personality and range of expression...
I'm going to Scotland. I'm not. I'm going. I'm not. I've gone. I'm back. I'm not going back to Scotland. I am. I'm not.

And I always thought not Thomas was a bit of a dick. Where are all the normal people?
Wonder if Bob and Bernice are the steamy affair. They both seem to have forgotten their feelings overnight.

I’m just watching classic eastenders where Barry got pushed off a little slope and died but Chloe fell off a cliff with no seatbelt and rolled and rolled and rolled and is out of hospital within a week - really

Amy has a short memory, saying he left Chloe to die, has she forgotten how her and Kerry left Frank to die in that fire! Hypocrite

justice for Frank

#justice for Frank

It's going to be a gaslighting DV storyline at Christmas. For the jollies obvs!

Too right @strugglingwithlife 😡

Justice for Frank!!

Chloe's new car. Errr ok then. One week after the horror crash and tadah! a new car courtesy of that wonderful insurance company. I'm signing up tomorrow!! Yes Chloe we understand you will "hurt all over" but not a single broken bone?

David get back behind the counter in your shop (that has hardly any stock but every village resident manages to feed their families without any need for a Tesco or ASDA delivery).

Pure piffle every single storyline. Well Lydia's ordeal being the exception. 😥

I'm so bored of Chloe. Can she not just leave Mack, and Emmerdale? I can't feel any sympathy for her, she's so annoying!

Chloe saying "but I think he really loves me" 🙄

No he doesn't. He loves Charity and he's only with Chloe because he loves Rueben and being a daddy. Chloe is so utterly desperate it's unbelievable. Have some self respect!

Do the producers look at the least talented actors and think "Yes, we must give them the biggest storylines cos their skills will really carry those off?"

Tom is weird. Hope this won't be another on/off relationship that goes weird in the end.

Laughing at Bernice trying to pretend the B and B is a high class eatery. It's not - it's a hideously decorated village B and B you silly cow - and get a stylist please.

David is beyond pathetic. He obviously isn't suited to Snorter but is such a tit that he can't just say "I'll be in touch" and let it go at that.

I despair.

This B&B dining room - who is doing the cooking? Do they have a chef? I've lost track. It would be hemorrhaging money in real life.

😂

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that Mackenzie heard Chloe and Amy's conversation over the baby monitor.......unless someone turned it off and I didn't notice 😕

Can Chloe can any more weak and dopey and we are still stuck with her …
Ahhhh!!!!

Zeli Zulu? New writer

I just realised I'd love the affair to be Amy and Mackenzie 🤣

Belle - stop interfering. This guy is weird, just run for the hills and find somebody normal, if such a person exists in Emmerdale.

At least lying on the sofa doing nothing is within Chloe's range.

Brilliant idea!

And then maybe <Haribo voice> Chloe could be vewwy sad and run away wiv TomNow to a distant byre in the uplands of tedium.