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mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/10/2023 21:34

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

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CherryCokeFanatic · 06/10/2023 09:41

JJ has a hair piece at the front surely? His friends had more natural hairlines

LostThestral · 06/10/2023 11:28

blond girl is lovely - think she'd be a great match with Thomas

StephanieSuperpowers · 06/10/2023 11:56

Poor Bianca's parents. They seem like very lovely, very decent people. I don't think they're familiar with this nonsense at all.

TemporarilyshyAF · 06/10/2023 12:27

Urgh this is cruel and and unpleasant.

I don't think a sweet, naive and not particularly self assured young woman without model looks should have been placed with a man obsessed by that image to try and improve him. I think there will be some sob story about bullying or some such but it isn't Bianca's problem.

The ixperts were all about changing him. Nothing at all about Bianca's needs. Her parents seem lovely but not particularly well placed to advise her through this.

Paul even rudely suggested himself that she was not much of a looker. I really don't like this match and think they've gone too far. The mates waiting to comment on her looks and JJ going 'I'm shocked'. That could damage someone's self esteem long term and it was very, very predictable.

I think Bianca is attractive, just in a different way to a lingerie model. That's not the only way to be nice looking.

The right man for someone like her wouldn't even have thought of comparing her with some Victoria's Secret model from LA. She's a sweet hairdresser from Harrogate who loves her family FFS. They might turn out to adore each other but this one has pissed me off.

If they must include someone whose primary concern is one physical type then I think either find someone who fits that or who is robust enough to deflect a few tactless comments about their appearance. Not someone who seems quite fragile.

It's not interesting telly it's just nasty.

Twistyripple · 06/10/2023 12:37

Just watched last night's on catch up. It seems a bit like they're scraping the barrel for people to go on the show?

Hayfeveroverseason · 06/10/2023 12:40

Ian Huntley, oh my goodness 🥶🥶
I'm so waiting to hear the full context of Red Flag Brad's "no one is bigger than the universe" statement.
Which brings me to - (as a mother of a physics mad pedantic son) What's with MAFS's contestants' obsession with the universe, I keep hearing it referenced. As far as the universe is concerned they are a spec of dust on a spec of dust. No the universe doesn't care, it didn't bring you together and it doesn't know you exist.

vjg13 · 06/10/2023 12:48

JudyGemstone · 06/10/2023 07:44

Ian Huntley 🤣😬😱🤭

Oh yes!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 06/10/2023 12:51

Anyone can fall in love @JaneJeffer Now I see that as well. Ye bugger! 😂

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RobynRB · 06/10/2023 12:51

"Paul even rudely suggested himself that she was not much of a looker. I really don't like this match and think they've gone too far. The mates waiting to comment on her looks and JJ going 'I'm shocked'. That could damage someone's self esteem long term and it was very, very predictable.

I think Bianca is attractive, just in a different way to a lingerie model. That's not the only way to be nice looking."

I don't get where these people are coming from saying she's not much of a looker - to me she was immediately the best looking of all the wives so far, mind you most of them look like drag acts with their ridiculous lips... JJ seems like an immature twat anyway, but I fear she will be the one who ends up in tears.

afterdropshock · 06/10/2023 12:54

I'm really confused by the comments about Bianca too. She is gorgeous. The best looking woman so far. She would look better with dark hair though. Reminds me of Shakira. So hot! And far more attractive than Lego man.
Who would be his type then? Peggy with the filler face? I don't understand.

funbags3 · 06/10/2023 12:58

Bianca is beautiful. I don't like this Myra hair trend though.

Bluetrews25 · 06/10/2023 12:59

Bianca's looks will age better than all the filled, botoxed identical ones. How long until she decides she needs 'doing', too?
Brad's neck is going to look hideous in the future. Black, wrinkled turkey.

RobynRB · 06/10/2023 13:00

Black, wrinkled turkey.
😂

JaneJeffer · 06/10/2023 13:02

They should have paired him with a model type who would obviously think he was not on a par with her looks wise, see how he liked it.

Anyone can fall in love Grin

I was immediately worried for Bianca the minute she said "I can't wait to meet the love of my life" as if it was a definite thing that this random man was going to be it Shock

JaneJeffer · 06/10/2023 13:03

RobynRB · 06/10/2023 13:00

Black, wrinkled turkey.
😂

Thrown out with the giblets

funbags3 · 06/10/2023 13:03

I've started calling Brad, Bruce, the animatronic shark in Jaws.
I can't believe they put such a narcissistic, predator on the show.

Nogaxeh · 06/10/2023 13:05

The point of the concept of the show is to trust other people to choose a life partner for you based on more fundamental attributes of compatibility and attraction than whether you'd feel instant attraction to them in a nightclub.

Why would you involve yourself in this and then make an instant decision on the basis of looks?

Fair enough that, after you've lived with them for a few weeks, and know them a bit, if you don't fancy them then that will be the end of it. But straight away?

I'm convinced that the producers don't tell half of these people what the show involves. I'm sure Shona thinks that there's a public vote, for example.

AussieKoala · 06/10/2023 13:07

Agree with the comments about Bianca. I was very disgusted at the show yesterday, intentionally pairing her (sweet, down to earth) with what'shisname (narcissist shallow , insincere) to create interesting telly, knowing full well she had to go to therapy to get over her last relationship.

I hope enough people complain to Ofcom to hopefully force the show to prioritise the mental health of the cast.

RobynRB · 06/10/2023 13:13

Nogaxeh · 06/10/2023 13:05

The point of the concept of the show is to trust other people to choose a life partner for you based on more fundamental attributes of compatibility and attraction than whether you'd feel instant attraction to them in a nightclub.

Why would you involve yourself in this and then make an instant decision on the basis of looks?

Fair enough that, after you've lived with them for a few weeks, and know them a bit, if you don't fancy them then that will be the end of it. But straight away?

I'm convinced that the producers don't tell half of these people what the show involves. I'm sure Shona thinks that there's a public vote, for example.

Exactly... but then I don't think some of these people hear much past 'do you want to be on the telly'.

Laughed at 'Shona thinks there's a public vote'. Brilliant.

Does having too much filler make your mouth hang open like a simpleton, it's never been this bad before has it?

FriendofDorothy · 06/10/2023 13:17

Ian Huntley is spot on - I can't un-see it.
He is also very shiny!

Dobbycraft · 06/10/2023 13:32

Bianca reminds me of Kerry Howard (maybe more mannerisms than looks). She would look amazing with her natural dark hair and either way is much more attractive in looks and personality than JJ will ever be.

JJ looks like he's been made up as a Chris Lilley character!

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 06/10/2023 13:38

Villagetoraiseachild · 05/10/2023 22:05

Did you catch Brads latest announcement to Shona?
Her saying she's frightened she can't compete with the Universe and him saying that for him nothing can compare to the Universe.....

There are no words

Floofydawg · 06/10/2023 13:40

Bianca looks like a blonde Maaaaaarfa off of MAFS Aus.

Agree with all the Lego hair comments. WTF do they look like.

kenyaswhiterefrigerator · 06/10/2023 13:53

Love this JJ as Jay from The Inbetweeners

mafsuk thread 4.   More lambs to the slaughter?  Or more muttons fillered as lamb?  Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.
JaneJeffer · 06/10/2023 13:58

There are no words
How about

mafsuk thread 4.   More lambs to the slaughter?  Or more muttons fillered as lamb?  Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.
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