mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

Just seen Monday's preview. I actually think Brad is on drugs with his universe shite. And surely Shona can't actually be that stupid?

So whilst I’m not quite caught up yet I have been listening to podcasts featuring last year’s contestants.

Tom was on Lara’s (Canadian married to handsy Richie!) podcast.

I remember thinking he’s a completely vile individual on the show, and cant believe after Nikita got kicked off for gobbing off at a dinner party in 2021, just a year later Tom was allowed to scream at various women calling them bitches. He doesn’t speak to anyone anymore but apparently that’s not because he laughed at their dead relatives on another podcast but they were jealous because he was the star of last year’s show 🙄🙄 not that he wants the fame, he doesn’t want fame or attention (🤣🤣) awful, awful man and it’s a shame someone as funny and clever as Lara is eating her podcast time on him.

Sophie and Adrian also have a podcast - does anyone remember last year when George and April were on the couch, Adrian said he had something to say and they basically cut it and we never found out? Adrian reveals what he actually said! Sophie’s husband also seems like he was totally vile and nasty to her,and the horse legs thing really affected her

So what did Adrian say?

I had to Google Nikita as all these people leave my head the moment the show ends. I wouldn't mind betting she was one of those people who describe themselves as 'having no filter'. Which is shorthand for 'I'm a twat and I don't care' most of the time.

@CakeInAJar Thanks for mentioning Sophie and Adrian's podcast. Sounds like it will be worth listening to. Anyone else interested, note that it's called "Divorced, Beheaded, Thrived!"

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Just discovered the joy that is mafsuk. So glad I’m not the only one staring in disbelief at some of the things I’m seeing……poor, poor, beautiful Bianca. Although I reckon JJ will turn out to be nowhere near as bad as he seems. He just needs to grow up and give up his childhood dream of living happily ever after with an underwear model. Sadly for Bianca though, that might take him a bit longer than a few months.

So one night George came to his apartment upset and wanting a chat. He felt April wasn’t being genuine and wasn’t really interested in George - when he asked her to recite his children’s names, she couldn’t! I mean I know George has loads of kids but FFS April. So he was upset, and the producers realised they were chatting in Adrian’s apartment and knocked on the door asking them to recreate the conversation for the camera (🙄). They didn’t, but Adrian told them that George was upset about April and questioning her authenticity.

The next day was the commitment ceremony and everyone including the producers it seems we’re expecting George to voice his concerns - but he actually said they were doing great and he was really happy! So that’s when Adrian spilled the beans to the group - but they didn’t air it! I remember being confused by that as it seemed like Adrian had something big to say and they just cut to the experts.

But what did Adrian say???

Good God, JJ is entirely deluded about his looks. He's a just passable 4. He doesn't deserve the lovely Bianca.

He told the group that George was doubting April’s authenticity and that she didn’t even know his kids named. Apparently it blew up but they barely showed it on TV!

Watching yesterday’s. And JJ’s fave just looks such when he sees the lovely Bianca! Poor bianca.

Good God, JJ is entirely deluded about his looks. He's a just passable 4.

Meanwhile his gorgeous wife is full of self-doubt. The confidence of a mediocre man anyone?

“Just looks sick” when he sees bianca.

as all these people leave my head the moment the show ends
Same. I have to google everyone

I can't remember all these people... I've watches tons of them, Australian and American ones too.

I can't believe I've only just found this thread 🙄

Anyone else think JJ will be the one that goes off with Ella?

I wonder if Jordan was talking a lot because he was nervous? I hope so.

Currently I think there may to two couples that stay together, Jay and Luke and Tasha and Paul.

He looks like a thumb with a Lego hair stuck on it.

Anyone else think JJ will be the one that goes off with Ella?
Nah

I can imagine pretty much all of the current brides giving JJ the Paddington stare if he tried it on with them. Unless it’s scripted by the producers…

I can't unsee the Ian Huntley comparison . . . and now I feel bad for JJ - which isn't what I want at all.

ive just caught up. Poor bianca.

And fuck me. Brad and the universe can get in the bin.

The look on JJ's mum's face when she saw Bianca was priceless too! Unless that was some producer-wizardry like the Charlie Brooker video that a pp linked to. 🤔

I wonder if lego man's hairline is the result of a hair transplant? I've encountered several men before that have an inflated opinion of what sort of woman was worthy of them and they were very disparaging of anyone that fell short of that level. Unsurprisingly, they were single! 😂

I cannot joke about him looking like IH; that really is beyond the pale for me.

I think Jordan's both a nervous chatterer and a bit long winded rather than self obsessed. I think Erica seemed kind and willing to understand him but hopefully won't put up with being talked over indefinitely.

I'd be surprised if JJ goes off with Ella. Brad would be my bet from who we've seen.

I can’t see JJ being up for being with a trans woman.