mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

He thinks he is David Beckham.

He is more like David Icke.

JJ looks so drowsy

She's just being polite. "More into me than I am her? What an arse

Has jj looked in a mirror before?
why does he think he’s all that?!

How can any woman look at that pubestache and find it attractive? My toes can grow a bushier beard and they aren't even trying.

I hoooope the curtains advert comes on.

Ah he's so disappointed!

Mate come on. You're punching!

Neither can I...

Oh now I fancy a McDonalds…

I think the blonde girl seems really nice and her parents are lovely. I hate the fact they have matched her with a complete prick.

🤣🤣🤣 love it!!

I love that curtains ad. And I always wonder if it’s the same actor.

Bianca looks familiar.
Anyone else think this?

I reckon JJ or whatever his name is will cop off with Ella.

What is “Victoria’s Secrets”? He’s an actual idiot.

And clearly his previous types has worked a treat haven’t they.
This twerp is irritating me hugely.
There is literally nothing to him thus far. A total waste of skin.
Poor poor Bianca.

I keep thinking 80s Madonna. Or a pre-surgery Lady Gaga.

Yes! I’m wracking my brains, but she’s definitely been on something else.

Oh dear, he’s an Interrupter

Curtains! Shut up! Let her speak!

Erm, Jordan needs to let her actually speak!!!

Ahh he must be nervous lol
I have major over sharing issues when I'm nervous...

Oooooh interrupting is my ick. I'd have told him to button it

🤫

The venues tonight are stunning

I don't like his (shit lid's) eyes.