mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

Just catching up DD1 and I were watching on catch-up.

Bianca - screams desperate to be loved bless her, such a pretty girl would loved to see her with her own dark hard she would be stunning, I agree she’s too good for JJ

JJ - has he looked in a mirror? Did he need to mention the MODEL ex? He seems very superficial, what’s with the face fuzz too?

Erica - seems lovely and did say she had been a wee bit harsh about Jordan

Jordan - couldn’t stop looking at his hair? And if he asks someone a question he needs to actually allow them to answer it.

Spaceship not required. His vessel will get him to where he can be one with the universe

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I actually quite like Erica. She was irritating on her intro tape but she seems quite fun and quirky, and she’s really pretty too (without the massive lips/ filler!)

Jordan’s interrupting is ridiculous. Has nobody ever taught him not to bang on about himself constantly?! Although I wonder how much is editing … also all that stuff about his childhood and trauma etc- seems odd his mum wouldn’t mind him revealing all that on tv when she’s also appearing.

JJ- muppet. He’s acting like he’s some kind of Adonis. He hasn’t paid her a single compliment from what I’ve seen. Again, no manners or charm at all. And how is he 30?! He gives off that cringey uni-age ‘lads lads lads’ vibe 🤮 although his dad seems quite sensible and almost posh!

Bianca - bless her. She seems so sweet but perhaps a bit vulnerable. Agree that her parents seem so sweet and optimistic - it’s almost painful to watch, they have such high hopes for their girl and she’s matched with some gormless airhead.

that clip of Brad - why doesn’t he fuck off and live in a shepherds’ hut ‘at one’ with the bloody universe then? He wouldn’t be missed…

Can I ask what has happened to Arthur? He has been conspicuous by his absence for last two nights, no?

Was one of the venues Parnham House? If so, one of my friends had her wedding reception there many years ago and it really was stunning. I looked it up and hadn't realised it had been devastated by a fire; not sure if some of it has been restored yet?

I only got into watching MAFS last year because I saw a clip on Gogglebox that had our reception venue on it and I got hooked! Brought back some wonderful memories of a fabulous day. 🥰

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Well JJ is giving Brad some miles for the biggest twat this year...

This is who Bianca reminds me of

That's pretty much what I said. Sadly his face said it all at the wedding although he tried to row it back a little later. 🌹

Hahaha yes!!

If he dated a VS model, my Dad is Elvis!!
(Well, he told my Mam he was Elvis, that might at the Roxy, and she believed him.... 😂😂😂)

The couples went to the new weddings last year in mafs Australia but not UK

JJ annoys me. He tells the experts he wants someone, well, a lot like Bianca, and then as soon as he claps eyes on her he's decided against her.

There's no chance of him developing an attraction to her as he gets to know her, because he's going to be continually doing her down in his head on the basis of not being a lingerie model.

The producers do seem to be trawling Instagram for gym obsessives when it comes to recruiting men for the show. There are other men out there.

😱 I can't un-see this now.

Ian Huntley 🤣😬😱🤭

Has Jordan had a hair transplant??

Ian Huntley is spot on! 😂

Neither can I.

Missed last night's.

The mail (and Women's Aid) have picked up on the poundshop B*and

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12594831/Married-Sight-UK-viewers-fume-controlling-manipulative-Brad-talks-teaching-Shona-allowing-angry.html

Bianca looks a bit like the other lass (Shona.) Similar Eva Speakman look in the face.

Love the way her dude (JJ) says she is not quite good enough, like he looks like Tom Hardy or something. 🙄 What a wanger.

She looks like Martha from MAFS Australia, the one who said 'Baaaaaaabe' all the time.

Ah, I should have read on... someone else already said that. Anyway, I wonder if JJ the tool will change his tune when he realises his 'wife' is the best looking one in the room?

Actually I can see that too!

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