mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

Maybe he's fighting against the kink ...

JJ’s mum knew he didn’t fancy her, straight off. Were the models he was dating paid by the hour? He doesn’t look wildly rich, he’s non descript looking. She reminds me a bit of Lady GaGa. I think she would look more beautiful with her natural hair colour (not that it’s any of my business), it looked primrose as she’s do dark. She was desperately wanting him to say he was happy. I think although a bit dickish, at least she’s under no illusions. Poor woman.
The Grealish (in his dreams) is bloody dull, the hair was beyond horrific and the suit was vile.
They should have matched them the other way. Still, there’s always time for swaps.

The kink is winning I reckon.....

samuel on X: "Everytime I see Jodans hair o see this in my head #MAFSUK t.co/rXPxHrxsR2" / X (twitter.com)

😂

JJ looked better with the haircut he had in his US photos. He's obviously going to say that Ella would have been more his type.

Have I imagined this but didn't the original couples go to new weddings?

Am on catch up and trying to reply to some cracking comments only to fail as the old thread was full, so all hail to the shit bin lid club 🤣

Am still cackling about JJ and his shiny boaby...does it have the same bin lid going on...looking like a marx bro!

Can't wait for new dance burd and Shona to meet...only room for one performing arts burd here!

Was that a Covid thing?

I think Bianca looks a little like Kim Kardashian when she goes blonde. How that JJ pulled a model I'll never know, just looks like a generic Essex boy with dentures.

The dancer reminds me of Charlotte from corrie

For what though...bunion sandals? Stairlifts? Inconti pants?

I am done 💀🤣

Bianca is familiar because she looks like the one on Australian MAFS. I think that one was Greek. Can't remember her name now, but I know she does a podcast.

Ah. Martha.

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Yes, that's the one! Though she isn't the one with the podcast, the podcast women are Dom and Ella.

Now, is that Martha or Bianca?!

"nothings more than the universe" FFS brad 🙄

Bianca = Shakira, Shakira

I’d quite like the universe to nominate Brad to see if Mars is habitable.

the rootage is a thing

Model bothering.

JJ looks like Ian Huntley...

With some of these matches I do think they are making it a bit obvious that they're trying to provoke the dramatic excitement of a cheating scandal. They should know that, given the statistics on it they don't really have to try, just putting people into the same building with plenty of alcohol and it will happen anyway.

The try hard on provoking it is a bit desperate on the producers' part.