mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

In a sea full of fame seeking meja hors, Nathaniel is merely dipping a toe in at the water’s edge.

I still think the position he was put in was hideous and any action is long term self preservation rather than cherchez la click.

Fin.

"Porscha explained how “there weren’t even four guys there” and clarified that the only guys she kissed were “TOM and LUKE.” She said that “Luke had KISSED Tom and Paul and Nathanial, with TONGUE.”

Luke, Tom, Paul and Nathanial; which two don't count as guys?

Who said something about Georges only being interested in Peggy's tits or did I make that up?

@SecondClassReturnToDottinghamPlease

It was Porshe. Peggy accused her of being jealous about her relationship with Georges and Porshe said that why would she be jealous of someones husband being excited to see their wife's boobs after three weeks of marriage.

I also didnt understand why Ella told Peggy that Georges is slimey. It was Peggy who commented on Ella and Nat's relationship with Shona and Laura.

And why she says my friends. They barely know each other for 3 weeks. It is Georges who should have been crying on sofa not Peggy.

There is such little content for the amount of airtime it occupies

OK just caught up.

Porscha's apology made me vomit! Her voice was the most insincere soft spoken shite I have ever heard 😅 I defo think he didn't want to face her head on during the week because he knew she would flip and it would be a battle for the week that he wouldn't ever win! I don't blame him tbh!

JJ needs to get down off his high horse. Bianca is a stunning girl and seems nice. I hate this "she's not my usual type", well if your usual type was a fucking success you wouldn't be on MAFS luv! 🙄

Laura is the biggest bitch in there. Her facial expressions are awful. She thinks she's so so above everyone else. Stunning looking girl but her attitude STINKS!

I'm happy I didn't have to listen to Brad talk about his one true love the universe again

I really enjoyed the P&T exchange with the experts

P Everything's great
T I'm not happy with what you did
P Blames everyone else
E Take responsibility
P Insincere apology
T Not buying it
E Decisions time
P Stay
T Leave
E Are you sure
T Yup
E You have to stay
T Nah, I'm off
E P change your decision?
P Insincere wish to stay
T Nah, I'm going

😂

I thought Bianca reminded me of Luba from Strictly as well as Martha from MAFSAU.
I’m still unsure of the names of most of them. It amuses me when you can see a couple don’t particularly get on and have zero attraction to each other but say, “I’m not a quitter so I put stay,” even after 3 weeks of the other one saying leave!

I’m sorry. Thanks to JaneJeffer I can’t unsee Anita Dobson. 🤣

Thanks, now that’s all I can see too!

🤣🤣

FFS @SheldonesqueTheBstard Anita Dobson all the way. 👅(I'm not sure if this icon is a tongue or sexy panties)

I only sort out this thread after a Sunday binge watch. Porscha pissed me off so much, I needed to know I was not alone.

Don’t blame me 🤣. Blame the woman with the doof doofs!

I don’t know if it sexy panties or a tongue. I’m a comfy cotton big drawers kinda girl these days.

A grated satin encased lulu is not for me any more.

I’m just catching up.

The feckin ixpert saying she’s concerned about the game of spin the bottle. After doling out the box of sex toys and rim talk.

Ma arse you are concerned.

To be fair I think there is a big difference between a couple using sex toys together, and having a free all tongue marathon

I’m getting increasingly distracted by Ella’s mouth.

oh yes

I've got a stinking cold at the moment. The inability is caused by your nose not your lips; I am generously proportioned.

Peggy stop licking your lips, it makes Georgeus horney.
Georgeus who started out at the immature lad culture prat with a titty obsession and now looks remarkably adult.

Yes me too - particularly in yesterday's episode. How long does it take for them to deflate to something a bit more flattering again? 🌹

I'm thinking the nose job is the bigger part of the problem.

JJ loves a women with a bit of work 😬👄(now realising MN emojis are rather limited)

I'm cackling at Terry escaping! Porscha was raging.
I've gone off Laura. Her and Shona threw Peggy under the bus for no reason. No wonder Peggy and Two-Georges looked bemused. There are so many troublemakers and fakers, and yet they were painted as the ones causing problems. Sacré bleu! Je ne comprend pas!
If Tasha comes for Erica next time, I'll ride at dawn. Ye will never tak oor wee Scottish lass!

Could be the nose. But something isn’t moving at the side and below the lip.

It bloody looks like Churchill to me for sure.

Aye. You are right. There is a difference.

But a voluntary kiss game (albeit childish) and trying to force intimacy with no respect of boundaries and not taking heed of where a couple are at?

I am more questioning of the latter.

Porscha seemed awfully defensive considering it was apparently a bit of nothing. (I’m beginning to wonder if Mrs palm and her lovely daughters got busy).

I don’t know if Georges is trying to paint himself shiny but I’m not impressed at the pile on on him. He is sounding more and more like the voice of reason.

Which means either my first impression was very wrong or I’ve subconsciously been shoving rum in my coffee and I’m off my tits.

As off their tits as folk thinking they are friends after a fortnight.

And Laura and Shona need to order themselves more buses to shove folk under.

and Porscha wants everyone to keep her name out of their mouths. Shame she doesn’t feel the same about tongues and that…