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mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/10/2023 21:34

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

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JaneJeffer · 11/10/2023 22:21

only Jerry Lee Lewis would rattle the ivories harder.
🤣 great balls of fire

Sunbird24 · 11/10/2023 22:21

@SheldonesqueTheBstard i nearly had to ask my older sibling, but I got it 😉

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 11/10/2023 22:22
frustrated everything GIF

You are right 🤣

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mrsmalaprop · 11/10/2023 22:22

JJ must be the only person in the world who doesn't know that Bianca is frustrated.

How did he miss that?

'I'm surprised. I didn't know you felt like that.'

What?!

ThirtyThrillionThreeTrees · 11/10/2023 22:23

I'm giving up on it after tonight. It's just rubbish anymore. Bring back real people which genuinely want to find a partner rather than people desperate to be on TV.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/10/2023 22:23

Ah yes, Kinga!
Less spin the bottle, more...

mrsmalaprop · 11/10/2023 22:24

It's pretty tragic that the one and only thing I know about Arthur aside from his backstory is that he is a foot fetishist.

Is that a personality?

browneyes77 · 11/10/2023 22:26

dillite · 11/10/2023 22:18

I do find it ironic how Terrence, someone who is a repeat cheater, acts all high and mighty about being cheated on

Quite!

Although I think he’s just using this as his excuse to bail. I don’t think he wanted to be there after THAT honeymoon and this was his escape card.

beastlyslumber · 11/10/2023 22:27

I don't think I can be bothered to watch anymore. I watched MAFS US and thought it was great - they treated it way more like an actual experiment and almost everyone seemed really genuinely interested in finding a partner.

This is just people who couldn't get through the auditions for love island.

mrsmalaprop · 11/10/2023 22:29

Has anyone listened to the episode of MAFS Hysteria with the couple from the season that was trimmed down to fewer couples because of Covid?

So interesting!

4 of the couples matched that time stayed together. Most weren't on the show at all, but were given each other's details to get in touch anyway.

That couple seemed lovely. They have a baby.

The thing that interested me was that they were saying that the producers were under huge pressure that year to make them successful because they needed some proper results to make it worth making more series.

So they did really, really thorough testing on them. They interviewed their exes and their family and friends and did psychometric tests coming out of their ears.

And it worked, in the main.

But then the Aussie series was aired and was massive, so they just changed format instead.

Goes to show it can be done if the leg work is put in and real people with pure motives are involved.

This show is an entirely different beast.

dillite · 11/10/2023 22:33

mrsmalaprop · 11/10/2023 22:22

JJ must be the only person in the world who doesn't know that Bianca is frustrated.

How did he miss that?

'I'm surprised. I didn't know you felt like that.'

What?!

Too busy searching for that VS model.

Also, I looked up that VS model, and she is so not a VS quality model. Just some Instagram model who posed for the catalogue.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 11/10/2023 22:35
Brendon Urie Flirt GIF by Panic! At The Disco

How MAFS was

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 11/10/2023 22:36

How MAFS is now

mafsuk thread 4.   More lambs to the slaughter?  Or more muttons fillered as lamb?  Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.
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Bichonmum · 11/10/2023 22:37

I don't think it helps that half of the cast have been on other tv programmes, I think they lose their sincerity of looking for love and just look like wannabe celebrities.

Nathaniel was on Georgie Shore, I think spin the bottle was quite tame in comparison

TitsInAbsentia · 11/10/2023 22:49

I listened to that @mrsmrsmalaprop they sounded so normal compared to this bunch of wannabees!

Why is Nathaniel stringing this thing out? You can practically hear his balls rattling his rib cage whenever Ella is near. Not everyone wants to be with a raging horndog.

I saw the light in Tezza's eyes switch on when he was chatting with the new guy and luke and new guy said he would class it as cheating...here's your get out of jail card dude 🤣

Patchworksack · 11/10/2023 22:54

Who was Porsche snogging? Why are none of the men getting called out for it?

SecondClassReturnToDottinghamPlease · 11/10/2023 22:54

Blimey, that was quite the ride. Not surprising Tezza voted out. You could see the life sucking out of him when Porsha was kicking off at the dinner party.
Would love to see more of the couple's time interacting with each other. This is just dinner party and couple ceremony with a bit of sofa time in the flats in between. Don't feel we're getting to know them at all.

slowsundays · 11/10/2023 22:57

I think none of the men are being called out because the wives were there and it was consensual. Porscha was there alone without Terrence so he hadn't consented.

StylishM · 11/10/2023 22:59

Bobbing it to say hi, reading your comments is as good as the show itself for a guilty pleasure/escapism hour.

I do think that the shows become a complete caricature of itself, only 2 couples I can see even possibly making a go of things once the cameras start rolling.

Tupperware don't wobble being my favourite comment of the evening!

Appalonia · 11/10/2023 23:00

So much silly drama is getting really boring. I don't feel I know hardly anything about these couples' actual relationships. And therefore don't care about any of them. Such a shame it's turned into this.

TitsInAbsentia · 11/10/2023 23:01

What does Thomas say to Arthur in that trailer?

Not surprising jj would kiss Ella, he likes the fake look (I have seen the VS model...I wonder if she was jj's girlfriend or if he considers her that cause he paid fir her only fans....)

Are we going to see Tasha's mean girl side now? Wonder why they split the groups how they have?

Overloadimplode · 11/10/2023 23:25

Total crap. All the filled lios and cheeks make me feel queasy. Going on a show which is literally all about how desperate you are to marry, then snogging each other. The stupid experts pushing them all to have sex. I do remember the beginning series of the UK version and it was a completely different thing. This is just stupid people wearing stupid clothes doing nothing.

Myfabby · 11/10/2023 23:28

Overloadimplode · 11/10/2023 23:25

Total crap. All the filled lios and cheeks make me feel queasy. Going on a show which is literally all about how desperate you are to marry, then snogging each other. The stupid experts pushing them all to have sex. I do remember the beginning series of the UK version and it was a completely different thing. This is just stupid people wearing stupid clothes doing nothing.

This is just stupid people wearing stupid clothes doing stupid things ...😂

afterdropshock · 11/10/2023 23:36

Oh yeah and Georges being the only one talking sense but being made by the experts and his crying wife to reflect on it.

Appalonia · 11/10/2023 23:45

I know! George's take made a lot of sense to me, I don't know why he was getting so much stick for it?

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