mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

I can think of at least one thing wrong with it.

It is completely vile.As is anal sex. Utterly disgusting. I can't believe that it's being normalised.

I can't help but think that half JJ's problem with Bianca was his initial impression and what his mates will think of her looks, if indeed he's known for his model girlfiend types. He strikes like he cares a LOT about what other people think... I mean she is turning out to be a bit of a potential bunny boiler, and I think that's putting him off too. In this situation saying 'We're Married so we should have sex' is a leap, especially as you're not even legally married.

But teabagging is okay, right?

I don't know what that is.

100% agree 🤮

I really like her as well. She seems real. I'm not sure she's totally suited to her husband. The pickings are slim in there but maybe her and Nathanial would be a better pairing?

Yes it's really an all or nothing approach.

I thought Shona did really well holding her nerve with Brad.
She wasn’t taken in by his nonsense. I hope!

I thought that hearing she was different without Brad shocked her.

Nevermind.

Erica is not Nathanial’s type…

Not sure he has a type

What did Peggy actually say? I missed that part

Teabagging is having balls dangled on your face/ in your mouth. Like a tea bag in a mug.

At least that's what I think it is. I have never googled.

I'm planning my snacks carefully after last night's debacle ...

Just started watching last night's episode and I'm already SO FUCKING ANGRY with Brad and wet lettuce woman. What exactly is it that he thinks she needs to learn for herself?

Honestly I have never seen a bigger wanker in my entire life. And I was married to a VERY big wanker so that's saying something.

thanks. i was afraid to google.

yuck, no I would not be partaking in that either.

Some bastard on MN once mentioned a fancy butter and I was thick enough to Google it.

I no longer do that 🤢

It was not a dairy product.

Ok now I am interested in what this was/is 🤔😂

Fire breathing kind?

i have never dared google. I wish to maintain my innocence.

Can’t remember if I’m mixing things up now!

But im NOT googling to check.

That is the one rummikub

Filth.

Phew!
glad i wasn’t tempted to google.

My very very liberated colleague Googles things for me now. And filters it for me as well.

Funnily enough teabags have come up in conversation. Not the tetley/pg tips one. The swingy ones.

Ive been single for that long I haven’t had a kiss (apart from Sheldog) for an age, let alone someone puckering up to other bits.

No thank you. I’m so team Peggy on that!