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mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/10/2023 21:34

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

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icelollycraving · 10/10/2023 19:37

I think it’s interesting that both Ella and Bianca consider connection to be mainly sexual. I think both have used sex to attract men, I think both have low self esteem. Not because it’s wrong to be sexual but because they don’t know how to negotiate with it as a kind of relationship currency.

Floofydawg · 10/10/2023 19:43

Jordan is a bit of a cliché with his #soblessed and I'm sure he'd look better with a decent haircut. I do like Erica though.

Agree that Bianca is Mrs Needy McNeedy.

TitsInAbsentia · 10/10/2023 19:55

Just caught up....I am no convinced Zeorghhhzzzzzzzz was naked when he was squatting on baguettes....not even going to mention butter..... when did bum stuff become so normal? Does Zgzzzozooerrrghez watch too much porn perhaps?

Someone on a podcast earlier mentioned that Brad comes across v born again (bit like R. Brand) ultra smugness I am now a better human than you....Shona needs to snap the f out of it.

Looking forward to the dinner party although I'll dodge every time Ella waves the mighty hands around, because that'll happen for sure...

Oysterbabe · 10/10/2023 19:58

The whole rimming conversation. Bleugh! Poor Peggy.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/10/2023 20:16

A small portion of what 3 words

Bianca - wants to shush
JJ- wants to flee

Georges - wants bum fun
Peggy - not having it

Brad - not anyone’s jesus
Shona - not Brad’s universe

Laura - actually speaks sense.
Artur - missing in action

Jordan - got a lob-on
Erica - gets a lob-in

Ella - lap dance hug
Nathaniel - thinking of mum

I am sick fed up with the ixperts leering over their victims and equating sex with intimacy.

It is as if nothing says trust and bond more than a plastic fist up your region.

I agree that both Ella and Bianca seem to think that way though. I don’t like JJ much but I applaud him for not yielding to the intensity. I don’t care for it when men do it and I don’t care for it when women do it either.

All to pushy/forceful for me and not pleasant for the recipient.

I do think that for JJ to just have a shot then back off would be infinitely more damaging.

i can’t believe I have to work tonight again. I’d like to know what the spin the bottle stuff is about.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/10/2023 20:18

I agree that both Ella and Bianca seem to think that way though.

Not the fist bumping but the sex = intumaceh guff.

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determinedtomakethiswork · 10/10/2023 20:30

dayswithaY · 10/10/2023 15:01

Can’t imagine their marriage will last long if he’s into bum play and she really isn’t (on your side here, Peggy).

Am I the only person who thinks Georges talking about rimming before they have had regular sex is too much?

EddieHowesShithousingMags · 10/10/2023 20:34

In fairness he was very much led down that path by the sex stuff provided by the ixperts. It’s not like he dropped into convo over egg and chips.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/10/2023 20:35

No determined

It would put me right off someone.

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funbags3 · 10/10/2023 20:47

Is it on tonight?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 10/10/2023 20:51

It should be…

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funbags3 · 10/10/2023 20:53

For some reason it wasn't coming up on the app. Sorted now

redribbonrose · 10/10/2023 21:02

Luke! Are you ok?

Bluetrews25 · 10/10/2023 21:03

Cringe! 'Coitus'

Lalgarh · 10/10/2023 21:04

Just catching up on the posts

WTF? Bumming?!

dapsnotplimsolls · 10/10/2023 21:04

Coitus? How very Sheldon (Cooper).

Sunbird24 · 10/10/2023 21:05

dapsnotplimsolls · 10/10/2023 21:04

Coitus? How very Sheldon (Cooper).

I think that was what he was aiming for, rather than seriously calling it that

dapsnotplimsolls · 10/10/2023 21:05

I hope so!

redribbonrose · 10/10/2023 21:06

redribbonrose · 10/10/2023 21:02

Luke! Are you ok?

Not Luke. Arthur

Where's Arthur been?

Sunbird24 · 10/10/2023 21:07

Not another spin the bottle drama? Or was it truth or dare last time?

Peggy & Zheorzhes should keep their noses out really

redribbonrose · 10/10/2023 21:07

Why is all the best stuff taking place off camera?

Bluetrews25 · 10/10/2023 21:07

Terrence was upset but 'we squashed it' sounds a bit heavy-handed

dapsnotplimsolls · 10/10/2023 21:07

Georgessssssssss is just annoyed that he missed out.

Bluetrews25 · 10/10/2023 21:08

Oh feck off with that performance meditating Brad

redribbonrose · 10/10/2023 21:08

Brad is like comedy character

Pound shop Russell Brand

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