mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

I'm sorry I think this is a little unfair on JJ. You like what you like. He is shallow but that's his choice.
He may have been wiling to try something different, but it certainly hasn't helped that she's trying to fast track everything. She badgers him NON STOP. She's not as naive as we think. She prob does have self esteem issues which is why she is offering sex, hoping that helps.
Being soft spoken doesn't make it easier to watch.
I actually respect him for not sleeping with her- it would have been easy to do, and very despicable knowing he doesn't fancy her.

Just caught up. What a shitshow.

Shona tries to stand up to Brad. He gaslights her, threatens to dump her. She tells him she doesn't feel safe. He says, that's because you're not emotionally mature. No, Brad. It's because you're a fucking shark.

It was telling that she said to Laura and Peggy that she didn't feel she was in her body. That's how that kind of severe gaslighting can make you feel - totally dissociated from yourself. I hope that she is starting to see it. She can probably see it whenever she's away from him for long enough, but then she gets back in a room with him and he messes with her head.

Bianca is a bit rapey, isn't she? There's no compromise when it comes to sex and intimacy - you have to go at the pace of the slowest person.

I like Jordan and Erica. They seem to really like each other and be well matched.

I like Peggy quite a lot, too. She's just quite down to earth and seems to know what she wants. Good for her stating her sexual needs and boundaries so clearly.

She said 'he's in for a shock' didn't she? Maybe she has a penis...

This show, why do they continue to put such assholes on there with genuine people - it's definitely going to mess a few of them up.

I don't understand Brad and all his universe spouting, what does that even mean? Nothing is more than the universe, as if it's some kind of tangible thing. Agree with a PP who said cult leader vibes for sure.

I think Shona is nice enough just a bit vulnerable and impressionable so the perfect target for Brad. I assume he's also very dominant in the bedroom which is what the others were alluding to?

Erica has got better since the wedding and they seem good together, but I'm surprised they all find Jordan so attractive? Also he looks nothing like Grealish to me?

Bianca needs to dye her hair it's natural colour, that shade does nothing for her. She seems sweet enough but is coming on way too strong and it's cringy to watch!

My opinion of Laura has changed too, I'm really hoping her and Arthur stay together.

Someone posted a pic with Shona and laura. What did I miss that’s in the background? I can only see a window?!

Ugly naked guy 😂

When Brad tells Shona 'I'm going to let you make your own choices and allow you to learn from your mistakes' I really wish she would say 'And I'm going to allow you to do the same and let you learn from your mistakes too'.

but I'm surprised they all find Jordan so attractive?
He would look a lot better with a No. 1 haircut IMO.

"No rimjobs for me!" has to be the quote of the series so far...

Didn't Georges look a bit like the guy off the Inbetweeners when he said that too?

'Intimacy week' is kinda weird. How come some couples look at/hug each other and another get a box of cock rings & whips?

If they're not sexually active they get a nice hug, if they are sexually active they get a whipping.

I'm probably old fashioned/ naive, whatever but I really can't see anything attractive about putting my tongue near anyone's bum hole, ever

And it seems incredibly unhygienic too!

I have to agree, @mrssanchez .

And just sending a bit of love to @dillite (but not the rimming type, obvs 😳)

Yeah, it's almost like they looked at the couples and thought 'Peggy is a bit prudish, let's give her the box of tricks as it will cause drama with Georges'.

Well I'm sure it's not for everyone.

I think Bianca can tell that JJ's not into her, and she's trying to be into the relationship enough for both of them.

When JJ said it had to be "baby steps" I laughed. He made his decision as soon as he saw her and he's only going through the motions.

It really doesn't matter what Bianca does. JJ has closed himself off to any possibility of a relationship because he's just reinforcing in his own mind that she's not the model he normally dates.

It's one of those things where I've decided it's okay for it to remain a mystery to me.

I agree with the intimacy. To me intimacy should be about developing the closer emotional bond. The pressure on the women to get out of their sexual comfort zone with someone they've only known for a month is off. If I was Peggy I wouldn't want to be in a bed with Zeorgez after THAT conversation.

Can’t imagine their marriage will last long if he’s into bum play and she really isn’t (on your side here, Peggy).

I'm missing watching it live and reading your comments. I'm out tonight again but will be trying to rush home to watch with you all.

I feel I owe Erica an apology. She seems quite sweet and I loved how happy she was with her birthday. I reinstate her Scottishness and will give myself lines of: 'never judge people from the trailer . . . or the wedding . . . or the next trailer etc etc'

Bianca is too much. My eyes were rolling back in my head when she was saying she couldn't imagine life without him. Fgs it's been two minutes and you've been chaperoned with a camera crew. You don't even know if he has a different Lego hairstyle in his case. She's vaguely terrifying. Like that Megan AI horror film - looks all sweet on the outside but relentless in pursuit.

I'm firmly team Peggy and Two-Georges at the upcoming dinner party debacle. Porscha and Ella are not going to stay married so they should leave.

I also agree with a PP, that I've discovered I've turned into the type of person who finds men more attractive when they speak French. Thank goodness I wasn't like that when I used to work with French speakers!

In that case, hw should have been upfront that model looks is what he wanted. Noone is asking him to have sex. But he is not even talking normally.
He can walk away if he is miserable to the point of talking. She is also coming across immature.

Did Bianca ask JJ for sex? I missed that bit

No she kept hinting heavily though.

I also like Erica. I thought it was sweet how she liked her stingray cuddly toy. And she asks for what she wants so there’s no guessing.

She asked for a kiss in the morning 3 or 4 times a week (but seems to want more!)

I like Erica. I hope her desperate need for what she believes to be a nornal family since she seems to not have had much family life growing up doesn’t turn into neediness, they seem to be getting on well so that’s good.
🤮at George , good for Peggy having boundaries now she needs to be Shona’s teacher and not 🤮Brad (who gives me Charles Manson vibes)

Nothing wrong with a good rim! Doubt it’s a dealbreaker for zheorzh as long as he gets the boobies at some point