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mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/10/2023 21:34

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

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Sunbird24 · 09/10/2023 23:20

JaneJeffer · 09/10/2023 23:13

That made me laugh too

Sorry for all my delayed reactions here!

It’s ok, you’ve been fighting the good fight! 🥊

JaneJeffer · 09/10/2023 23:25

Mike Tyson himself couldn't get through that thick scull @Sunbird24 😂

JaneJeffer · 09/10/2023 23:27

I feel like I've just listened to half an hour of Bianca going blah, blah, blah, blaaaah with JJ replying yaaaah every few minutes

SecondClassReturnToDottinghamPlease · 09/10/2023 23:28

Bianca did not stop talking through that massage! If I'd been JJ (and I can't bear him at the moment) I'd be like SHUT UP AND LET ME RELAX!!

Sunbird24 · 09/10/2023 23:31

Brad? That you?

mafsuk thread 4.   More lambs to the slaughter?  Or more muttons fillered as lamb?  Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.
JaneJeffer · 09/10/2023 23:32

It was funny when Georges got annoyed and he started speaking French because I could just imagine his father doing it to him when he was little.

JaneJeffer · 09/10/2023 23:33

Foreign pervert 🤣

dillite · 09/10/2023 23:39

JaneJeffer · 09/10/2023 23:33

Foreign pervert 🤣

Factual!

icelollycraving · 10/10/2023 07:01

Oh my. JJ is trying to be diplomatic, she’s being a bit pesty. Wouldn’t most women realise that by saying you’re v different to my usual type and dodging the requests for kisses etc, that he simply doesn’t fancy her?! She needs to learn from George. There’s a sentence I never saw coming.

Overloadimplode · 10/10/2023 07:43

I wonder if Bianca is the look that Peggy is trying to achieve?

icelollycraving · 10/10/2023 07:48

They are really different looking. Peggy looks like Mrs Hinch.

Newestname002 · 10/10/2023 08:04

JaneJeffer · 09/10/2023 23:33

Foreign pervert 🤣

Oh my - and the owner is proudly showing it to everyone... 🌹

Turquoisesea · 10/10/2023 08:35

Bianca was far too much yesterday. I agree about the talking all through the massage, really annoying. Also get the hint, he’s not attracted to her at the moment and that’s fine. She’s not letting him take time to get to know her as a person and just keeps harping on about being physical. Which would make the other person instantly back off. I’m no fan of JJ but she came across as very needy and if he was doing the same he would get totally slated for it!

Newestname002 · 10/10/2023 08:38

Bianca is really coming on too strong and is in danger of scuppering any possibility of a relationship with JJ, who is being more balanced and thoughtful than when he first met her. He is trying to take time for their relationship to develop but she's wanting to jump in on her own timeframe and introduce sex too soon. Sadly I think if he gave in and the relationship became physical sooner rather than later (what he calls "lead her on") it would probably be the end of the relationship. 🌹

RobynRB · 10/10/2023 09:12

Bianca's voice is a bit annoying after a while... maybe she would be better paired with Georges.

OrlandointheWilderness · 10/10/2023 09:15

Just catching up on last nights... Bianca is a bit much!!!!

Rummikub · 10/10/2023 09:17

If I hadn’t seen jj switch off at the wedding when he saw bianca I would totally be on his side.
She could do with learning from GeorgeS as pp said!

i dislike the pushing for intimacy by the experts by the delivery of toys. It really pushes boundaries. I think Peggy handled it/ georges well.

Someone posted a pic with Shona and laura. What did I miss that’s in the background? I can only see a window?!

dillite · 10/10/2023 09:19

Rummikub · 10/10/2023 09:17

If I hadn’t seen jj switch off at the wedding when he saw bianca I would totally be on his side.
She could do with learning from GeorgeS as pp said!

i dislike the pushing for intimacy by the experts by the delivery of toys. It really pushes boundaries. I think Peggy handled it/ georges well.

Someone posted a pic with Shona and laura. What did I miss that’s in the background? I can only see a window?!

Look out the window at the balcony across

OrlandointheWilderness · 10/10/2023 09:22

Just got to the universe chat.

What the fuck is Brad on about!?!?!

Rummikub · 10/10/2023 09:28

The man standing on the balcony? Erm what’s he doing?!

Appalonia · 10/10/2023 09:35

Peeing, I think!😂

Rummikub · 10/10/2023 09:45

Good spot! 😂

SecondClassReturnToDottinghamPlease · 10/10/2023 11:06

What was Bianca on about when she said JJ didn't know what was about to come when she was talking about sex to camera? Was she implying that she's a bit of a wild one?

dillite · 10/10/2023 11:24

I get a feeling that Bianca is used to men using her for sex and therefore her default setting is - here, I am available for sex. Why won't you have sex with me? You don't have to love me. She in a way reminds me of my younger self who would let men use me for sex because I knew that I was unattractive and therefore unworthy of a relationship, however if they had sex with me, that's ok, I can't have been that undesirable. Even though I knew full well that men would fuck anything that has a hole (or doesn't). I could be completely wrong though and projecting a bit. Sadly, this kinda attitude doesn't come across well.

Redpaisley · 10/10/2023 11:29

Newestname002 · 10/10/2023 08:38

Bianca is really coming on too strong and is in danger of scuppering any possibility of a relationship with JJ, who is being more balanced and thoughtful than when he first met her. He is trying to take time for their relationship to develop but she's wanting to jump in on her own timeframe and introduce sex too soon. Sadly I think if he gave in and the relationship became physical sooner rather than later (what he calls "lead her on") it would probably be the end of the relationship. 🌹

Assuming Bianca is not on the show for exposure, she had been badly treated in a relationship before and had to take therapy to deal with it.

She came on this show to be matched to the right guy for her to start a normal relationship. But she is paired with someone who is still obsessed with model looks. Why did he tell Paul he wants somone loving and caring, why didnt he say looks are still very important to him.

He is disappointed and is not even making efforts at having a conversation. He is sitting with his sunglasses on making, sounds like hmmm, ok. Is this how relationships or even friendships are built?

She is getting too much but I think she is at that anxious stage, wanting to know if he has any interest in her. I think the best outcome now would be that they eventually break up.
Bianca needs more therapy to help her believe in herself. And eventually she qill find someone decent through right platform not a gamble like Marriage at first sight.

JJ can go back to clubs with his partying friends and find him model lookalikes for short duration relationships.

He lied to Paul when he said in past he was too focussed on looks, and now wants someone caring.
His friend asking him after wedding if Bianca would have turned his head in a club shows that his main requirement from his partner is head turning looks. 30 years old and so shallow, him and his mates.

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