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mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/10/2023 21:34

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

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dapsnotplimsolls · 09/10/2023 22:05

Did Spoons go a bit Will Smith there?

JaneJeffer · 09/10/2023 22:05

Is the premature champagne ejaculation a sign of things to come too quickly

Ivebeentogeorgia · 09/10/2023 22:06

Why is georgesss randomly speaking French?! I wish I could speak French to know if he’s good at it 😂

Sunbird24 · 09/10/2023 22:06

I’ve got something on after work tomorrow but hopefully will be done in time for MAFS!

JaneJeffer · 09/10/2023 22:06

Oh I thought it was just an hour and I still have BB to catch up on 🤦🏻‍♀️

dillite · 09/10/2023 22:07

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 09/10/2023 22:02

Stop acting so desperate, Bianca!! On his terms?? Imagine it was the other way round and the guy was demanding kissing etc

I think it's important to state where you are at openly for either sex- even if it means saying "Sorry, but I just don't fancy you at the moment. Can we just try and be friends?" Rather than say "baby steps/ slowly/ bit by bit" as it gives false hope to the other person.

Sunbird24 · 09/10/2023 22:08

Can confirm Georges’es French was correct, but no idea why he used it instead of English 🤷🏻‍♀️

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/10/2023 22:08

Ivebeentogeorgia · 09/10/2023 22:06

Why is georgesss randomly speaking French?! I wish I could speak French to know if he’s good at it 😂

It sounded pretty fluent to me.

Myfabby · 09/10/2023 22:08

Ivebeentogeorgia · 09/10/2023 22:06

Why is georgesss randomly speaking French?! I wish I could speak French to know if he’s good at it 😂

I speak French. ( native french speaker) He's very stilted and unnatural. Which is why I keep saying its A /AS level french, not to be mean but thats how my children sound as they grew up in the UK and learnt french to IB/A level..

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/10/2023 22:09

Sunbird24 · 09/10/2023 22:08

Can confirm Georges’es French was correct, but no idea why he used it instead of English 🤷🏻‍♀️

Presumably Ella is also fluent in French ...

dillite · 09/10/2023 22:09

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/10/2023 22:05

Did Spoons go a bit Will Smith there?

Spoons is feeling left out of all action and drama.

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/10/2023 22:10

dillite · 09/10/2023 22:09

Spoons is feeling left out of all action and drama.

Sounds about right. People aren't as interested in the Fakey turnaround as they were last week.

Italiangreyhound · 09/10/2023 22:11

Knickerbockergrolia Wow, can you do the right side of his face too, please?

Bichonmum · 09/10/2023 22:11

Who told Ella what Peggy had said? Laura or Shona?

Italiangreyhound · 09/10/2023 22:12

Bianca is now getting on my nerves a lot, if the table were turned and the man were pestering the woman like this I'd be fumming.

Italiangreyhound · 09/10/2023 22:14

dillite the problem with not saying baby steps is that attraction can grow. So if a person has to admit on day 5 of knowing someone they don't find them attractive, it is hard to come back from! IMHO.

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/10/2023 22:16

Bianca is being a bit Braddish.

Paul2023 · 09/10/2023 22:17

Brad saying he’ll let Shona make her mistakes and he’ll lead her onto the right path. He will be her teacher ?
WTF?

Brad is an utter weirdo

Paul2023 · 09/10/2023 22:20

Is Nathaniel gay and wanted to be with a man then ?

Italiangreyhound · 09/10/2023 22:23

Paul2023 Nathaniel refers to himself as Pan sexual, i think, but he did say he likes men or women with a masculine aura. I am not into auras but even I can imagine that would not be ultra feminine clothes etc.

dillite · 09/10/2023 22:45

Bichonmum · 09/10/2023 22:11

Who told Ella what Peggy had said? Laura or Shona?

The producers

obje · 09/10/2023 22:47

dayswithaY · 09/10/2023 22:03

She needs to respect his feelings and listen to him, this is painful to watch.

Imagine if roles were reversed and a guy was making these demands from a female....

Lalgarh · 09/10/2023 22:51

Italiangreyhound · 09/10/2023 21:53

Brad's Chinese Character tattoo looks to me like Eternal or Eternity.

There's the old joke that the mysterious Chinese lettering someone gets tattooed on them actually means "licensed prostitute of Hong Kong"

JaneJeffer · 09/10/2023 23:11

Bluetrews25 · 09/10/2023 21:02

Has JJ put his hair on backwards?

Grin
JaneJeffer · 09/10/2023 23:13

Sunbird24 · 09/10/2023 21:14

😂😂Oh Peggy… I don’t think she even twigged to the second innuendo she said!

That made me laugh too

Sorry for all my delayed reactions here!

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