MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

No fingers …

It certainly seems that way now. I believe that is one of the reasons (if not the reason) Trisha left MAFSAUS.

The original MAFS weren’t about the big dramas or sensationalist revelations.

I often hope that they’ll revert. I doubt they will.

Some may well want to see folk disintegrating in front of the nation.

I would love to see folk truly trying their best to find what (proper) experts believe is in them and hopefully build on a relationship.

Not having ixperts rock up with a box full of adult toys and having a crack at fluffing their puddens for all to see.

If I drink every time I hear the word spoon in Mafs I think I could possibly be quite unwell Jane 🤮

I wish they would make another Love in the Countryside

Ooo no, I don’t want to look at the spoilers thread. I like to read along with the pace of the show and not already know what’s going to happen. Yes, the girl with Brad is very immature. I’m thinking she “falls in love” with any bloke who catches her eye. Seems like something she’s done over and over and to be honest any bloke will do. I think she’s heading for a massive fall. Tasha and Paul? Lovely guy from a lovely family but I think once the first head rush of being “married” and on the show is over he’ll see her as a bit too rough/loud for him.
Ella is so thrilled with her new identity she is being overtly sexual and Nathaniel is cringing. She needs to dial it down a bit.

Terence and Porsha could never work because he loves the nightlife and she’s in bed at 11pm so wtf were the “experts” thinking??

Brad and Shona have both been in 'love' before. Several times. So they both know that their kind of love doesn't last forever.

He says 'third time lucky' but I doubt he will ever find lasting love as he goes all in too soon. No one can sustain that and inevitably they will fall out of 'love'.

He is in lust and she is just infatuated. She is being silly if she thinks he won't get bored and cheat on her repeatedly until she finally can't take it any more. That's my prediction anyway.

You get the impression that she will frequent mumsnet in years to come and have a whole thread of folk telling her to ‘ltb’…

and she’ll be like

Finally caught up.

I never thought I'd see or read the word 'spoon' so many times!

Whoever mentioned Brad's sex cult is a genius.

As are the posters who made the comparisons with David Mitchell and Thingy Brittas.

Porsha and her No Tears Shampoo can piss right off. Although she should have just said 'Cravat? Twat!'

Poor Thomas.

I just find it so incredibly fortunate thst Brad only believes you fall in love 3 times, and he's already been in love twice!!

I mean, what are the chances?! If he believed that, yet had only fallen in love once, then he surely couldn't be on the program.

Just amazing timing

Brilliant 😂

It reminds me of the SATC episode where Charlotte declares “you only have two great loves in your life” and Miranda asks if she read that in “Convenient Theories For You Monthly” 😂😂

I really like Luke. I loved it when Laura was describing a Chelsea boy as gentleman, caring and Luke said ‘rich’. He’s absolutely right. She looks down her nose at Arthur

Brad is an expert future faker - 'We'll be married and have babies ... but only after the threesomes, polyamory and I've introduced you to my sex cult/harem.'

Although I'd love playbacks when they're arguing, I agree with a PP that they don't do them because we don't have playbacks in RL. It would mean they'd rely on the video to see who was 'proved' right or wrong rather than learning how to talk and resolve issues. Although, let's be honest, Terence and Porscha aren't going to resolve anything.

It would be brilliant if they had a rule they couldn't have appeared on another reality show. And also if there was a no fillers or plastic surgery edition. Maybe a 'no body con dresses' edition too.

This pisstake of Spoongate made me giggle 🤣

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGJvcobsB/

Did someone say there are more weddings this week?

@dillite

The sixperts, especially the one who is supposed to be a sexpert should be ashamed of themselves for not saying that nobody should do anything sexually that they are not comfortable with

I knew there was something wrong when Shona said there were things she wasn't prepared to do and Brad looked at her, but that moment passed so quickly and then the moment passed.

You'd think at least one of these professionals would make her comfortable about her boundaries. 🌹

Yes. They said they were coming on Thursday. Presumably right after a couple of couples have left at the commitment ceremony on Wednesday, which comes after an "honesty box dinner" on Tuesday.

Who are everyone’s favourite couple? I’m not sure I like any of them this year 😬

Porscha and the spoon

Brad and his appendage mirror

Jay and Luke. In small doses.

I like Jay and Luke. I think her lack of self confidence will cause them problems, he'll prob get tired of reassuring her.

I like Tash and Paul. I’m hoping that isn’t a kiss of death for them.

Luke spoiled it a little for me when he said they were ‘at it like rabbits’.
Do hope that they make it though.

I can’t believe there are going to be more weddings this week. It feels a lot quicker than usual.

No one is going to out-spoon Porscha.

"No one is going to out-spoon Porscha."

@SheldonesqueTheBstard I think that you have just jinxed it and we are going to get an WhitOlivPorscha 2.0

Jay and Luke, and Tasha and Paul.