MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

No fingers …

Love it! 😂

Ella in the Liz Hurley /versace rip off

Awful

Totally agree with this.

And I also wish the producers would actively select people who HAVE NOT been on TV previously (ie screen out the 5 mins of fame / wannabe insta-influencers types) - it’s just so bloody tedious now.

Do they not realise most viewers want to see genuine connections? Not fake, manufactured dramas.

This was hilarious thank you

Did anyone notice one of the the experts face when Arthur said 'Look at THAT' and pointed at Laura, she looked disgusted.

I think that Roz jumped into bed with David because she saw that other couples were getting it on when they went to the dinner party and felt left behind. She just doesn't fancy him, and he's uptight, they shouldn't be forcing what isn't there.

Ella makes everything about her and her journey, Nathaniel is just a side issue to her.
I don't like the way they speak to each other it seems toxic.

NO SPOILERS PLEASE

Any other rules to this thread that I need to adhere too lol? Was not aware that I could not speak of things that are common knowledge, any links to previous threads would be appreciated. Thanks

I can’t see any of them staying together. The pair that already “love” each other are so childish. Sure the cracks will appear soon.

No rules really but MAFS threads have pootled along being spoiler free usually Gacha - mainly just discussing them at episode speed. I’m often behind as I work shifts so I don’t even read the thread till I’m up to speed.

It also gets sticky as some folk think some things aren’t spoilers while others think they are. It has been easier in the past just hoping for no spoilers - a bit like the Strictly threads etc.

There have been MAFS spoiler threads which folk have also really enjoyed. I think there has been a call for one already although I’m not sure if it is in place yet.

Others have said there are heaps of snippets on social media/news articles.

I know I’m trying to dodge them with the same kind of determination as I would try to avoid catching the nippers 🦀 🦀 😊

I would say don't talk about things that haven't aired yet is a good general rule to follow. There's a spoiler thread somewhere I saw on active.

ShooLaLa

I’m worried for her. She is in love with love and they’ve practically put her with someone who is a rampant sex seeker.

Both are fine of course.

But the very fact she has said - on a few occasions now - that she is prudish suggests he is already pushing her boundaries - if not dancing over the head of them.

Why did the experts match them? Just because they love the crystals? So wrong.

It is like matching a virgin with a sex pest to me.

I created a thread where you can talk about all things happening on and off the show, share spoilers etc, here

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4906523-mafs-uk-2023-spoilers-welcome?page=3

Thanks both @browneyes77 and @SheldonesqueTheBstard . Much appreciated

Of course some folk on here have said that it is fine for her to have boundaries and they couldn’t be more right.

The ixperts will no doubt be encouraging her to perhaps go out of her comfort zone and to be ‘more adventurous’.

Not advisable when her boundary goes as far as the garden gate and he is in another universe.

The talk about love and babies after a week? She is seeing her dreams of wifey dreams marching towards her.

He is saying what she wants to hear so he can get his Nat King.

It ain’t gonna be pretty if/when it goes tits up. The preview certainly suggested something upset her.

You're welcome @GachaBread 😛

Grand stuff browneyes

That is us all catered for 😘

You’ll forgive me for not visiting your threads until it is all done though browneyes 😁

No problem!

There usually is a spoiler thread for most MAFS, but I couldn’t see one so created one a few days ago.

I like to dip between both so I can chat about the show as its happening but also pop to the other thread to gossip about things I’ve heard/seen etc 😂😂

Of course!! 😁

It’s just there for those who want to chat about that kind of stuff, rather than posting on the non spoiler threads and ruining it for those who don’t want spoilers/outside info.

Why did the experts match them? Just because they love the crystals? So wrong.

They blatantly matched them purely because they’re both into spirituality!!

The way the ixperts are, I’m surprised they didn’t match a spiritual person with someone who drinks two bottles of spirits a week 🤨

Surely they match people purely for the drama? They give us one decent match (Tasha and Paul?) and everyone else seems to be matched to the person who is most likely to trigger their deepest childhood trauma.

Do they really match them or is it just a lucky dip? Or unlucky.

We will all be spiritual people if we have to hear any more about that fecking spoon 🥃