TOWIE S32 - Sunday 9pm ITVBe

[Blondeshavemorefun]

I love towie. Watched from the beginning and yes it's utter dross but love it 😂😂😂

S32. Who would have thought it would babe lasted so long

Assume we will see Amy and twins

And yet again amber and Dan broke up in s31

Maybe this time for good and she will find someone who wants to marry /have kids with her

But a shes only 30 she has plenty of time

Hopefully can watch the repeat this weekend blondes

I fear I will be getting the hump with diagonal. Again…

It's feeling really flat and stilted at the mo isn't it? The stuff with Diags just feels staged as does everything with Amy, Harry, Chloe B, Saff, Roman and, well... everybody!
I think TOWIE will be scrapped soon, it feels like it is on its last legs....

I've kept thinking Elma reminds me of somebody, her lashes are so big her eyes vanish with any emotion whatsoever, and finally remembered who it is.

@QueenOfHiraeth 😂😂😂

I would love to see what they all look like in 20/30yrs time when 40/50

So much Botox and fillers now and in 20's

Diagz used to be nice and I always felt sorry for him
As always single

But he is def flirty with elephant and tbh wrong to do it is have soohie the new gf

When someone shows you they are a cock believe them. Dan enjoyed every second of Diags getting Elma telt sans words.

Amber and Elma are best off out of it. When you are in possession of a biological cahnt, you don’t need to date one to give yours a friend.

Jodie seems to be switched on to it. Shame she is not switched on enough to extricate herself from Diags.

I feel for Amber. When someone continually shows you how much they don’t love you, then wants to change after you’ve looked elsewhere else, the main fault is still on the one who treated her shittily continually.

He can deflect as much as he likes.

I hope she finds someone who really treasures her. And one who doesn’t have a neggy cahnt as a best mate.

And I hope the neggy cahnt ends up with neither lass.

And Jordan next week. You are the company you keep. Cahnt in the making.

Did I say that Saff grips my shit? Another neggy hoor.

Thoughts on E8:

Liked the camping trip. Properly LOLed when Junaid fell over outside the tent.

Somerset had shades of a Made in Chelsea minibreak. I was hoping they'd have a dinner party and all shout at each other across the table, but alas it was not to be.

Diags behaved appallingly. Sorry, but who is Jodie and where has she sprung from? Are we meant to know who she is? She doesn't even live in Essex. Why were all her outfits like hideous Shein pyjamas? WHO IS SHE?

I love thee whiskers

And Nikki, god love her.

Tut tut diagz

So drunk don't remember it

That's next week

Unless elephant is lying

Its better to avoid them all in towie

No one is ever faithful are they

They all been a little bit naughty as mini blondes sings (Maltida lover)

Don't think we've seen saffron ever date either

Always the single one

See? My recorder is not picking up the prompt at all but manages to do it on Saturdays. I give up.

Sounds most intriguing blondes 😏🤔

I record Sunday not due to other tv stuff I don't always watch till later

My recorder thing probably just needs turned off and on again…

I wonder if some old forgotten schedule for something is preventing it 🤔

I’ll have to dig a bit. Sunday’s episode sounds worth a watch though eh?

Sundays was ok

But will be next Sundays I think will be the big one

Oooh 😮

With diagz and elephant and Jodie

Or that's the impression I got

Have you caught up yet ?

E10 tomorrow

When diagz is a naughty boy .......

Gawd.

The blokes are more Playmobil than playa.

Roman is such a mealie mouthed pussay. Funny how he got cockier when it was pointed our what a cock he really was.

I’d no more touch Diag’s prawn than I would use thousand island dressing as lube.

Saff is really an aggy arsehole. Gives it Fanny Big Flaps then cries when she knows she can’t back it up.

And the flirting is all on Elma?

One she must be off her tits to thing Diags is a good egg and is fit or whatever. Two, she should have grabbed her chance to foist him off onto Jodie. (Who also needs her bumps feeling)

Amber T looks beautiful. But Dan ain’t your person darlin’. He isn’t arsed. You deserve so much more. I’d love it if he really tried to make her happy. Not change but try.

He needs to take that wanky squint ‘friend’ out of the equation. That poison dripping in your ear will kill everything stone dead.

Spud me? Da fuq? He is absolutely a spud. No thanks.

Roll on tonight. Which had better record as I am working…

You work nights @SheldonesqueTheBstard ? Doing what ?

Which episode are you up to @SheldonesqueTheBstard ? I always think Dan looks like a Playmobil man. By the way you don't need to record, you can watch on the ITV website! I do that so I can carry my laptop from room to room and watch while I'm cooking, sorting laundry etc. Feel too guilty to just sit and watch this level of fluff without doing productive things at the same time...

E9:

Rest of Somerset was a bit of a non-event. We briefly saw Jodie again, still with no context or explanation of #whoisshe and still dull as mud.
They all had HUGE cases for such a short stay and I winced when Saff dropped hers down the wooden stairs. Production won't be getting their full deposit back.

Back in Essex they did actually have a MIC-style dinner! Exciting! But no fighting or flouncing really, Saff cried and Jordan hugged her and then everyone moved on. Boring.

Nice to see Brockett and Junaid's real faces sans (much) make-up the morning after camping. Brockett looks much better au naturel. Junaid at least looked like a real person rather than a waxwork. Let's hope Harry can find him a boyfriend, but given his ishoos I'm not hopeful.

Finding it increasingly hard to believe weepy sad Ambuh Turnuh after seeing her being hard as nails on Celeb SAS Who Dares Wins. I was actually really impressed with her on that.

Will watch E10 later.

@WhiskerPatrol love the fact you try and do something productive

I just sit on sofa and watch the trash 😂

Only One had a small shoulder bag as I remarked on it

Elma had a small one

No Chloe Brockett in this episode. Has the glass throwing incident happened that got her fired?

So Elma and Diags snogged.

After their spudsing and belly bumps foreplay natch. Ok then.

It is a fucking sad day when you realise the men on Towie have tidier brows than you. I don’t know who is scarier - June or the new squeeze.

Oh Amber - don’t go back the way. Your indiscretion will be thrown back in your face ad infinitum because his are all insignificant.

I’m hoping it all was crafted for the drama in the first place but I still think she deserves better.

And Roman is getting into Diags level cockholery. Twit.

Harry

I can't beleive everyone knows about the kiss

Well that's coz you are all shit stirrers and gossipers

Elma told Harry and Amy. They imm
Tell people aka Saff who is Blackpool tunnel mouth 😂

And lots of snogs according to all the girls who saw it

Junaid loves the masculine side

Next weeks looks if it's gonna blow

It's Jodie I feel for

Diagz having a go elephant yet he kissed her when shouldn't have