TOWIE S32 - Sunday 9pm ITVBe

[Blondeshavemorefun]

I love towie. Watched from the beginning and yes it's utter dross but love it 😂😂😂

S32. Who would have thought it would babe lasted so long

Assume we will see Amy and twins

And yet again amber and Dan broke up in s31

Maybe this time for good and she will find someone who wants to marry /have kids with her

But a shes only 30 she has plenty of time

Yes and in a cafe as well

What if he weed everywhere

Haven't completely caught up yet but I could definitely live without ever seeing precocious Poppy again. I expect the poor twins will be similarly trained to perform... at least Amy's second babyfather had the sense to say their son isn't to be used as a prop for her media career!

Poppy ? Which one is that

Ah crap it's actually Polly isn't it? Amy's little daughter....

Ah precious polly

Yes she's annoying but as her mum seems to spend half her time downing processo I don't blame her

Well that last episode was a load of nothing!

Elma's eyes seem to have vanished behind her mega-lashes and I swear there's a few of them whose lips are so overdone they are affecting their speech now

Starting a binge. episode1.

Diags is a nasty hoor.
Competing with LCB.
Who is also competing with June.

🥇 🥈 🥉 hard to call.

In my time I have stuck up for LCB. I thought she was much maligned. Clearly I was wrong.

Diags and June have always been cocks.

If I spent as much time fighting with folk as these lot do, I’d be going on pay per view and have a crack with Tommy Furry. (Spelling meant - don’t want the real thing starting to see pound signs…)

Good to see AmberT. I hope she finds happiness. She can do better than manscaped Bubbles.

I’m sure he will be happy enough as long as he finds a port in a storm.

Episode2.

And up pops Saff on the outside. Giddy up gerl.

I give no shites what AmberT may or may not have done. Diags can’t be happy so he isn’t on for seeing his mate happy. He rode her hard from the start. He wasn’t commiserating with AmberT when Dan was spraying Dan seeds freely.

I understand Elma being on the fence. I also don’t really take much note of what she says because she sniffs round Diags. Judgement ain’t her strong point.

Episode3.

Dan is colder than a three year old bag of peas in the back of the freezer. He always was. And I’m glad she is realising he never really felt for her. He was there because it was easy. ChloeM is right. She deserves more than begging for affection and love. She deserves more than Dan.

I always got the feeling he never got over his ex settling down. He didn’t treat her right either. And so he settled which is a shit thing to do. For her and for him.

He had a ruddy cheek going on about red flags when he was a walking big one from day one.

I will say big props to Wendy (his mam) for not digging AmberT out. Classy woman.

The only redeeming feature was the Jim Diamond song.

And the original was better.

Like the cast.

Episode4

Saff (loving insafferable ✅) is in the Diags super fan club?

Figures. Two cahnts together. Stirring nasty feckers the pair of them.

And he is sniffing round LCB but was the biggest shit about her before. And he is saying he doesn’t like to get up in folks’ business. My arse. He is probably the reason most folk have bloody business.

And LHD taking his new fella over to AmberT and the hens - the man has more faces than the rhombicosidodecahedron.

LCB is just June with tits now.

I hope Dan and Amber can be mates. Or at least civil and shut down everyone else sniping.

Especially the two member super fan club.🖕🏽🖕🏽

Episode5

Poor crabs. Imagine just skidding abaht, mindin’ yer own, then ye are flying through the air and come face to face with the screechy fan club. They’d probably sell their claws and live life as flat snail to avoid that. If they could choose.

Saff saying she ain’t a nasty person. Tell that to the crabs…

And the cast.

The most entertaining thing about the ‘night out’ was seeing who had the most ultraviolet teef.

June saying he don’t fall out with everyone. BullSHIT. It feckin looked like he fell out of his trousers too.

Episode6.

Ella’s under eye brightener go faster stripe at the races. Blending mate. Blending.

Laughing (wryly) at Saff wanting more folk like her on Towie.

Christ. Like there aren’t enough already?

Fuck me though. The biggest thing I took from this episode? It wasn’t LCB and Roman.

It was this.

Isn’t satin unforgiving?

Sorry I wasn’t there from the start @Blondeshavemorefun 😘

I had the same malfunction (Including RHOC 😡) as @QueenOfHiraeth. I only noticed by accident.

Hope you don’t mind me doing a catch up.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard squeezes. Lovely to have you

Brockett and Roman make an unconvincing couple. Nice of Dani to give them her blessing though.

Enjoyed the conversation between Junaid, Harry and Harry's bf at the end - felt genuine.

Does anyone else think it weird that Amy doesn't use a double buggy for the twins?

Is Elma bothered 😂😂😂

As she never has both on her own she doesn't need a double

Singles as always 2 adults

Who is dani seeing ? I thought she liked Roman and was giving him
A go

But seems Roman is back with Chloe b

Saff is a Shit stirrer. I've always said this m why she is single

She wants to be a Gemma. She can't

Ans getting down on one knee to ask to be my bf

Proposed to be bf

Not a wedding

Admit I'm with june and eye rolling at that

Yes, the "proposal" was very uncomfortable/strange. I shared the eyeroll!

I don't recall Elma's arrival into TOWIE or her being close mates with any of the girls - am finding the whole drama of her "breaking up" with Brockett and bonding with Chloe and Courtney a bit random.

There were two new girls this time - Grace and someone else - were we meant to know who they were?

I enjoyed Tommy Mallett's cameo, although I felt like he needed subtitles. He's done so well. Hope Georgia pops back in sometimes as well!

Grace I think is saff friend

And I bet Harry ans now won't ever get married

R.E.M. a few years ago when Harry was in love and engaged to the one

And all fell apart

Shituationship? Whyyouwatchingshit?

And Elma/Diags no but yeah but no but yeah. Give ower.

I give no glittery ones if AmberT looked for affection somewhere else. The only person she owes any explanation to is Dan. But he never really explained when he fucked about so then why should she?

Usual shite.. Boy can fuck around all day long. Girl does it once then it is mortally wounding to all in the vicinity.

And Diags? You are a nasty caaaahnt. I’ve said it for years and you keep on showing it.

And I suspect the girls you are punching with are only there to get on telly.

And aye I’m a bastard. But if you are all about everyone else’s truth maaaaaate? Have it.

You are welcome.

Seems I missed this

It's on planner. Just found it

E8 shown last Sunday

I will be back

Elma little bag v saffrons huge suitcase 😂😂

Camping Chloe and roman

Surely it was obvious to Dan and diagz that amber would be at the house .....

And Jodie having to deal
With elephant the ex at the house

Tho I did feel for her. Her face dropped when she walked in

Tho diagram has got to stop flitting with Elma or he won't be with Jodie !!!!

And he was confused why Elma looked sam /about to cry when came over to them

Erm why do you think - all the flirting and sexual inenduos on the sofa earlier

Courtney and Chloe have it the best way of not dating in the group /having bf in towie

Amazed Harry didn't come with his fiancé 😂

I def call it there will not be a wedding for those two !!!

Where as Amy's will be paid for ok mag probably

My recorder isn’t picking it up for whatever reason 😡. Will do a little reset and try to catch it at the weekend.

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