Tennis: US Open - sick as a small hospital

[JaneJeffer]

I couldn't resist, it's something we say in Ireland, sorry

2-0 to Carlos

Andrey just gave away a break with a double fault.

Robbie laughing was creepy.

He's on the 'I read an article' trip thing now too.

Matteo enjoyed that point.

Too many Honey Deuces for the Rublev/Draper crowd I think - some very dodgy dancing from the crowd

I want to try a Honey Deuce - they sound yummy!

Ben Stiller!

Yay I’m glad that Ben Stiller is there! Is he wearing an ill advised grey t shirt with sweat stains? (Hopefully not!)

Woo- good shot Arnaldi

Well done Carlitos- but Matteo didn't do a bad job.

Well done Carlos

Not a fan of the roof then

Yes, I was glad to hear him say that he prefers playing without the roof.

Matteo is now in the top 50, so not a bad week for him.

Well done Matteo

I wonder how many filing cabinets Robbie has

Set 3 to Andrey.

not totally sure what is going on with his hair. That headband looks like it should be worn with a leotard and leg warmers.

Oh, Djok is relegated to the afternoon slot tomorrow- I did think Big Foe and Ben would be the 'popcorn' match.

(Though Djok/Taylor ought to be good if Fritz is on form).

The big announcement about Jack changing his outfit being legal

Feli is lovely.

Andrey has the hoover/air con out.

Yes good to see the noo noo air conditioners in action!

Is change of attire break a new thing?

Andrey and Sascha’s hair is looking very similar - I wonder if they both lost a bet?

Maybe they just spend too much time on tour and don’t trust foreign hairdressers?

I thought I misheard the bit about the break being legal how odd. Was he expecting a complaint?

The little tune on the Lexus ad is starting to really grate on my nerves.

Andrey looks like he's in a sauna

I think it’s a change in the rules? I vaguely remember someone - I think maybe it was Casper Ruud - getting told off because he took a bathroom break to change his clothes and didn’t actually use the toilet. He was like, do you want me to change my shorts on the court?

Kick him while he's down why don't you? Jeez