Love Island Thread 5: Roasted Crickets With a Side of Nobhead

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Did someone make a new thread already? I’ll get this deleted if so but I couldn’t see one!

Hurrah!! (for Jess)

I think some liked jess and were wiling her to do well because she does have a more realistic body, I don't think it's unfair to point that out as its probably given her an advantage. Sammy was keen to point it out preciously that she is bigger than his usual type so she can't be that offended by it herself.

Lmao to brexit and all, the British public are awful at voting.

And the rugby guy came in the last week or so.

So funny as harsh but oh so true
Thrilled for Jess.

Jess you changed my mind. Wasn’t that struck at the beginning. I hold my hands up. You won me over. I hope this gives you a big hit of happy. You are beautiful.

sammy. Don’t break her by being a cock.

Sammy's thoughts:

'Wow I won! See me down the clubs now. I'll be able to take my pick of...oh' 😕

I put on weight just watching them!

@TellingBone 😂 Yep. Split in the New Year, I'd take a bet on it.

Jess has a successful business and seems to have a decent group of friends in real life, not sure why she needs a morale boost or chunk of happiness over the others- is it because she isn't as tiny as the others people assume she's insecure?!

@TellingBone 🤣 you named that tune in one <old>

Jess won. Nothing to do with Sammy. She would have won with a different partner because the vote was for her.

This is how people think

She's secure enough to come on LI so I think people are mistaken

How awful did Sammys hair look tonight.

Only if she had been given the same amount of air time with a different partner.

What a weird series this one was.

Yay for more sleep now it's over.

Jess is similar to loads of other girls like her on previous reality tv shows.
Not in anyway original or different.

I found Maya very annoying. Too loud.

This 🤣🤣 10pm is late for me and this final has done me in 🤣🤣

True though, lol.

What does the refs to Fiat 500 mean?

I worry that she knew he wasn’t that in to her but carried on. She is beautiful and savvy but I hope she watches this back and sees she is worth so much more.

nothing to do with her figure - which is gorgeous - everything to do with how Sammy sees her. I hope someone who loves her ‘just the way she is’ comes along on the outside.

So much more suited to LI than Whitmore though. Seems like she genuinely enjoys the show.

Jess got my vote because she was the most likable woman, funny,kind and real.To she is the most approachable and who I'd like to have as a friend.

Hard to explain. But maybe this 'fiat 500' search on twitter might help
https://twitter.com/search?q=fiat%20500&t=0W10jaaSrxCNwoEB1O2-Pg&s=09

Indeed Laura and Iain for the last fee series seem so not bothered.
Please go Iain.