Love Island Thread 5: Roasted Crickets With a Side of Nobhead

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Did someone make a new thread already? I’ll get this deleted if so but I couldn’t see one!

So Sammy and Ty are both awful so their couples are ruled out.

Zac and Molly dull, she’s a drama queen and she got dumped from the villa and shouldn’t have been put back in. Ruled out.

Whitney isn’t great but Lochan is the best guy in there so they get my vote.

I really like Lochan. So I voted for him and Witney. I like Jess, but just couldn't vote for Sammy. I can't stand Zachary and Molly is so boring. Ty doesn't deserve a vote as I believe him to still be very immature. Ella is so moody.

I voted W&L. I couldn't vote for Ty and Ella because I don't think they speak to each other nicely and it's a bad example on tele so I won't support that. I don't think Sammy fancies Jess and I think she's started to have doubts so no to them. Zach and Molly feels fake to me. It was a process of elimination rather than really wanting W&L to win

I voted Jess and Sammy

I’ve not watched the last 10 days to 2 weeks as on hols but agree about Tyrique and Sammy.
Logistics when you get out mean a huge deal though so think Zac and Molly may struggle. I think they are all going to get shade from Lesh, Catherine and Kady who were all gutted not to stay in the limelight.

j hope it means bigger things for Whitney and Jess as they’ve been my faves. Molly too I think she’s been given an unfair hand and that was all down to Mitch.

I have just caught up on the last week whilst I was away. Mitch fucked up this week. They will be over by the time they are back in the UK.
When did Zach become his best friend?
Molly has settled down in her annoying stage school ways, I don’t think she’s bothered about him really but is playing a role.
Jess seems so distracted, I think her mum’s words have crushed her about Sammy. I really disliked Sammy but I quite like him now. Madness!
Ty & Ella will be one of those exhausting couples but I do think they will last.
I don’t think Lochan is genuine. I can’t warm to him. I really liked Whitney but I don’t buy his feelings. When she said she’s looking seriously for marriage, you could see it fall a bit flat with him.
Cringes of the week:
Which dad was saying oh Zach, broski? Zach looked a bit nonplussed
Mitch referring to himself as the king.
Mitch attempting a roast.
Abi’s balloon show dressed as a clown, poor girl, when she seemed vulnerable, upset and needy.

Awww Scott that was nice

I voted Whitney and Lochan.

Ty and Ella clearly fancy each other but are too toxic for me to vote for. I love Jess but can't vote for Sammy. DH voted for them as he thinks Jess is the best islander.

I like Zach but I can't help shake off the feeling that the producers are pushing them hard as a couple. I thought he was faking it until recently. He just seemed a bit 'resigned to his fate' in Casa. He does seem more smitten now. He may well run a mile once he sees Molly's TikTok videos though! 😂

That left Whitney and Lochan. Lochan seems a nice bloke. Whitney has been entertaining, I liked her a lot for most of the series. I don't dislike either of them so it was a bit of a default option ultimately.

I wonder if Ella B has dumped Mitch yet?!

What’s happening on Aftersun fill me in? X

Nothing major yet, Abi and Scott are on- didn’t delve too deep with Abi, they’re both being relatively polite about just being friends who couldn’t make it work romantically. Scott said he’d heard some of the stuff that has been said about Catherine and that it wasn’t fair ans to remember you only see an hour a day

Also Dami is a guest and he’s gone blonde and it’s terrible

This!! Since when was that a thing.. fuck off and shut the hell up will ya. Bye Mitch. Poor Ella B, she's actually quite a sweet girl, hopefully she swerves that one as soon as she's back in the UK.

I've voted for Whitney and Loclan. I just cannot vote for Sammy and whilst I quite like Zack, Molly drives me nuts. Totally fake and plays up to the cameras, I feel quite sad for Zack being trapped with her as she's just a wannabe stage school girl and will basically step over anyone she has to to get the fame she so desperately wants.

There's about a metre of space between Ella and Mitch. They are not in a good place I think.

They played the ‘fake’ tape. Poor Ella B. I hope she dumps his egotistical arse.

Zach and Molly have the least chemistry out of all the couples imo

Jess is so over Sammy.

Mitch makes my skin crawl too. I stopped listening to his bullshit.

I'm not voting for anyone. I'm not rooting for any of them at all. I'm actually glad it's going to be over so I can stop watching because I've invested too much to turn it off on my own accord.

I know I'm pathetic.

I voted Jess and Sammy as I like Jess. I don't mind Sammy but he isn't into her and I think she's finally twigged. His head will be turned as soon as he can get to his DMs.

Tyrique and Ella are clearly crazy about each other but will probably drive each other mad, he will eventually cheat to punish her for something and say she pushed him to and they'll yo yo for a while before it dies.

Molly and Zach - I think her coming back quashed us getting to see the real him. I think he's quite sweet and funny, more than we've seen. I think that molly coming back made him think, she must be popular for the producers to do that so stuck with her as he didn't want to be the bad guy.

Whitney and Lochan. I don't buy him at all. I don't think they're into each other at all. He's so smug. Whitney is becoming that way but she has been a great islander.

I bet the final will be a shock for us because Gen Z think differently to us by without our years of experience 🤣

Speaking to a teen I know she'll be voting for Ella and Ty because they really like each other

I don’t get all these votes for Whitney and Lochan?!! Whitney is such a bitch with constant shit stirring and they have zero chemistry together. They’ll keep up the facade long enough to soak up any excess fame then they’ll go back to their own lives.

I definitely think I’m watching a different show 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️ I’d vote Molly and Zac or Jess and Sammy (if I could be bothered)

Same, W has been really really nasty. I don't believe them as a couple at all, either.

I voted Molly & Zach

I totally messed up. Was out this evening and then went to bed to catch up with LI. Looked at the planner and my brain forgot there was an episode to watch and not just Aftersun 😟
So watched Aftersun while not understanding why we didn't see Mitch and Ella get dumped.

Dami and Indiyah have shared the hair bleach this week.

I really like Zara M - She seems quite likeable, and her and Sam T seem to be really happy (I know they had a blip previously)

I’ve noted Jess and Sammy