Love Island Thread 5: Roasted Crickets With a Side of Nobhead

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Did someone make a new thread already? I’ll get this deleted if so but I couldn’t see one!

Ella got PMT I reckon

I think I'd be losing my shit randomly if I'd had to live with Ty, Sammy and Mitch for that long.

That's what I thought. It's a real thing and you just need to be left alone a bit. You don't need a fucking terrier going at you, trying to get the last word

I actually think molly and zach are really into eachother, they're just both over being in the villa and want to get out now.

Maya is so stunning!

Have we all decided who we’ll vote to win?

I don't want any of them to win particularly.

Me either.

If we could vote for individuals I’d vote Jess to win, but not sure I can vote for Sammy to win!

I'm not fussed this year, if I had to vote I'd go for W&L as long as they don't get dumped tonight.

I'd love it if there was a vote boycott in protest at the fact that there are no true couples, or at least none where most of us don't like one of them.

I think I’ll vote Zach and Molly, they seem like they really like each other and while I don’t LOVE Molly, she doesn’t annoy me as much as Ty, Whitney or Sammy

What is this cringy speech

Whhhhyyy does it always turn into The Mitch Show? Such a narc.

Fuck off Mitchel

Shut up mitch! So desperate for screen time he just chats so much shit. Leave already

Why are they giving him so much airtime. He makes my skin crawl. I've had to mute it.

😂
That's what I meant

They know he’s despised outside so doing damage control

I can’t watch anymore of Mitch. Self centred prick.

I want Zach and Jess to win 😂

Maya looking amazing as always……don’t think she is wearing EBay preloved clothing!

Oh my god I'm so angry, just get out the damn house

And me ... well maybe just Jess on her own

Fuck it I’m voting Jess and Sammy

@jay55 I did the same, the minute he started talking.

Had to laugh at the look on Ella B's face when they were stood outside the villa and Mitch said something about 'facing the outside...with you' (like she was an afterthought). He face pure radiated 'yeah no way fuck boy' 😂

I've voted Jess and Sammy. I just want Jess to be happy!

100 percent

Wouldn't surprise me if she dumped Mitch before leaving the driveway