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Greggggg Wallace: The British Miracle Meat

120 replies

Sunbird24 · 18/07/2023 20:13

Ch4, Mon 24 July, 8.30-9pm.

It would probably be an interesting programme, seeing how they make lab-grown meat, but with that title I just can’t bring myself to watch it!

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anon199900 · 24/07/2023 20:47

so it’s a joke… but why?? That’s the part I don’t get!!

mrswaldron · 24/07/2023 20:48

Yep it's a joke! For a second there though, we were taken in in our house 😂 I don't get the timing though, it'd be better nearer April 😂

rowbotham · 24/07/2023 20:48

Absolutely
Clearly a spoof but why
Watching as advertised as a serious program
Not some daft spoof thing

Pattymc1 · 24/07/2023 20:49

This is definitely a joke! Bad taste though I think!!

anon199900 · 24/07/2023 20:50

It’s revolting

Pattymc1 · 24/07/2023 20:50

This is definitely a joke and is in bad taste….

Aaarghthepancakes · 24/07/2023 20:50

There must be some sensible discussion at the end about the COL or something surely? I actually feel sick watching it.

newnamethanks · 24/07/2023 20:50

I'm assuming I've actually slipped out of reality. If someone could arrange an intervention I'd appreciate it. Wtaf?

cocksstrideintheevening · 24/07/2023 20:50

It's presumably really awful satire. I'm not sure what they're aiming to achieve?

NooNakedJacuzziness · 24/07/2023 20:50

I wonder what Gregggg tastes like..

Babysharkdoodoodood · 24/07/2023 20:51

If it's real, it's just like an episode of black mirror. The obviously pot people dragging themselves in to have bits cut off to pay the leccy.

No way is this real. There's no website for a start.

Sunbird24 · 24/07/2023 20:51

NooNakedJacuzziness · 24/07/2023 20:50

I wonder what Gregggg tastes like..

Disappointment and the Aldi knock-off Lynx brand

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newnamethanks · 24/07/2023 20:51

Fair point. A use for GregG at last?

Heatherbell1978 · 24/07/2023 20:52

Came on to find this thread. Obvs satire but what's the message behind it? I'm struggling to work it out.

Dashel · 24/07/2023 20:52

Someone needs to post a link to the make £10 a day thread so people can volunteer and sell their arse cheeks.

This is bizarre 😵‍💫

Amanitacae · 24/07/2023 20:52

NooNakedJacuzziness · 24/07/2023 20:50

I wonder what Gregggg tastes like..

He's got a buttery biscuit base I hear

MrFlibblesEyes · 24/07/2023 20:52

If you imdb it there's a cast list and the casts real names!!!

JustDanceAddict · 24/07/2023 20:53

Amanitacae · 24/07/2023 20:52

He's got a buttery biscuit base I hear

Soggy bottom?

Amanitacae · 24/07/2023 20:53

Is it actually an episode of Black Mirror?

cocksstrideintheevening · 24/07/2023 20:54

I now feel like I'm tripping. WTAF?

NooNakedJacuzziness · 24/07/2023 20:54

I don't think the world is ready for a Greggg sausage just yet anyway

BeyondMyWits · 24/07/2023 20:54

Mockumentary... dystopian view of how far things could be pushed in a continuing cost of living crisis... really disturbing presented in an "inside the factory" style. Hideous.

Dashel · 24/07/2023 20:54

Our babies taste great with gravy 🤣

TinaTotal · 24/07/2023 20:54

Milk reared children! OMG 😱 🤣🤣

bellac11 · 24/07/2023 20:55

I think its hilarious but also a stark warning

It is brass eye level.

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