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Greggggg Wallace: The British Miracle Meat

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Sunbird24 · 18/07/2023 20:13

Ch4, Mon 24 July, 8.30-9pm.

It would probably be an interesting programme, seeing how they make lab-grown meat, but with that title I just can’t bring myself to watch it!

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bellac11 · 24/07/2023 21:07

Im amazed at people being 'confused' on here.

What are you confused about?

Oldieandgoldie · 24/07/2023 21:07

Whatever, it’s a horrible programme. How on earth did it get past censors?

DinosInTheKitchen · 24/07/2023 21:07

This was definitely one of the weirdest things I have watched. Channel hopped and came across it. I know that lab grown meat is being researched and it took me a good while to work out if this was really or satire! Glad I wasn’t the only one 😂😂

RTM1964 · 24/07/2023 21:08

hi guys

don’t really respond to this kind of stuff wasn’t sure what the point of the programme was ?

rowbotham · 24/07/2023 21:09

@bellac11
Confused as to
What was the point of this
Why was it advertised as a genuine documentary type thing
There was no big denouement
It's not April fools
Just a bit unpleasant really

Locos · 24/07/2023 21:11

Based on the writer in the credits being Jonathan Swift I am guessing this is a take on The Modest Proposal which was a satirical essay written at the time of the potato famine in Ireland to make a comment on the treatment of poor people by the richer English land-owning classes in Ireland. I guess this was an attempt to show the modern day disparity between rich and poor and what poor families are expected to do to make it though.

bellac11 · 24/07/2023 21:12

Well my view would be its a spoof and they can advertise it as they wish.

Its a mockumentary on people signing up to stuff that they dont really want to in order to make money

Companies making money out of immoral things but equally people's moral compass moving dependent on what they want

I would imagine its designed to make people feel uncomfortable, althought I found it funny in how awful it was. Eating people would be unpleasant wouldnt it.

I love things like Nighty Night, brass eye etc so its my humour but I can also see the message

edwinbear · 24/07/2023 21:14

Apparently it’s based on a film Soylent Green, starring Charlton Heston, which was set in 2022. Still gone completely over the top of my head.

AutumnCrow · 24/07/2023 21:14

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 24/07/2023 21:04

Defoe did it better

Ah, back in the day when education was a thing in this fair land ...

mightymam · 24/07/2023 21:15

Scrowy · 24/07/2023 21:02

I've not watched it but from the commentary I've seen on Facebook I'm assuming it's an attempt to gross people out at the idea of eating human flesh and then try and create a cognitive link to the idea that eating animals is equally as gross.

Doesn't seem to have worked if so. People are just a bit bewildered.

Well it's fucking worked and I've just changed my takeaway order 🤢🤢

RTM1964 · 24/07/2023 21:17

with the multiple present claims of climate change denial organisations , and then someone comes on and then tries to mock the ordinary people of the uk into the supply of human cell meat ! takes away the importance of something quite real ie climate change happening to quickly ! absolute mockery of the working class !

RonnocMac · 24/07/2023 21:19

The documentary with Gregg Wallace is a satirical documentary. It is not real but designed to highlight the ethical and moral issues that surround meat, lab grown meat and the fact that so many households cannot afford the cost of living crisis.

Normal lab grown meat uses animal stem cells which can be ‘engineered’ to turn into any other form of cell usually contained in that specific animal. Had me going for a bit until I realized how fake the acting seemed and the ending when they ‘revealed’ that children were the donors for the premium meat steaks which is 100% illegal.

I thought it was quite funny once realizing it was faked until I thought about how much of the public would not trust lab grown meat which is a genuine and well researched topic which could not only help the environment but also feed the overpopulation of the world.

SequentialAnalyst · 24/07/2023 21:20

A Modest Proposal For preventing the Children of Poor People From being a Burthen to Their Parents or Country, and For making them Beneficial to the Publick,[1] commonly referred to as A Modest Proposal, is a Juvenalian satirical essay written and published anonymously by Jonathan Swift in 1729.
The essay suggests that the impoverished Irish might ease their economic troubles by selling their children as food to rich gentlemen and ladies. This satirical hyperbole mocked heartless attitudes towards the poor, who were predominantly Irish Catholic (i.e., "Papists"),[2] as well as British policy towards the Irish in general.
In English writing, the phrase "a modest proposal" is now conventionally an allusion to this style of straight-faced satire.

edwinbear · 24/07/2023 21:20

From Wiki - Plot of Soylent Green

By 2022,[3] the cumulative effects of overpopulation and pollution have caused ecocide, leading to severe worldwide shortages of food, water, and housing.[4] New York City has a population of 40 million, and only the elite can afford spacious apartments, clean water, and natural food. The homes of the elite are fortified, with security systems and bodyguards for their tenants. Usually, they include concubines (who are referred to—and used as—"furniture"). The poor live in squalor, haul water from communal spigots, and eat highly processed wafers: Soylent Red, Soylent Yellow, and the latest product, far more flavorful and nutritious, Soylent Green.
NYPD detective Robert Thorn lives with his aged friend Sol Roth, a brilliant former college professor and police analyst (referred to as a "Book"). Thorn is investigating the murder of the wealthy and influential William R. Simonson, a board member of the Soylent Corporation, which he suspects was an assassination. With the help of Simonson's concubine Shirl, his investigation leads to a priest whom Simonson had visited shortly before his death. Because of the sanctity of the confessional, the visibly exhausted priest can only hint to Thorn at the contents of the confession. Soon after, the priest is murdered in the confessional by Fielding, Simonson's former bodyguard. Under direction from Governor Henry C. Santini, Thorn's superiors order him to end the investigation, but he continues, fearing that he will lose his job if he files a false report. He soon becomes aware that an unknown stalker is following him. As Thorn tries to control a violent throng during a Soylent Green shortage riot, he is attacked by the assassin who killed Simonson. The killer shoots three times at Thorn, but misses, his shots striking bystanders in the crowd. Thorn manages to locate the killer and throw him to the floor. Then the killer shoots Thorn in the leg before being crushed by the hydraulic shovel of a police riot-control vehicle.

In researching the case for Thorn, Roth brings two volumes of the Soylent Oceanographic Survey Report, 2015–2019, taken by Thorn from Simonson's apartment, to the team of other "Books" (former librarians turned personal researchers) at the Supreme Exchange.[clarification needed] The "Books" conclude from the oceanographic reports that the oceans are dying and can no longer produce the plankton from which Soylent Green is made. This information confirms to Sol Roth that Simonson's murder was ordered by his fellow Soylent Corporation board members, who knew Simonson was increasingly troubled by the truth and feared he might disclose it to the public.

Roth is so shaken by the truth that he decides to "return to the home of God" and seeks assisted suicide at a government clinic. Thorn rushes to stop him, but arrives too late. Before dying, Roth tells his discovery to Thorn. Thorn moves to uncover proof of crimes against humanity and to bring it to the attention of the Supreme Exchange so the case can be brought to the Council of Nations to take action.

Thorn secretly boards a waste truck transporting human bodies from the euthanasia center to a waste-disposal plant, where he witnesses human corpses being processed and turned into Soylent Green Thorn is discovered, but he escapes. As he returns to the Supreme Exchange, he is ambushed by Soylent operative Fielding and his men. Finding refuge in the church where Simonson confessed, Thorn kills his attackers, but is seriously wounded in a gun battle. As paramedics tend to Thorn, he urges Lt. Hatcher to spread the truth while shouting to the surrounding crowd, "Soylent Green is people!"

Human overpopulation - Wikipedia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_overpopulation

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SequentialAnalyst · 24/07/2023 21:21

PS I thought it was brilliant.

ADS1971 · 24/07/2023 21:21

Solent Green the early 1970s Charlton Heston film is all about eating people and the year was 2022, prob made last year at a guess, but just a guess

RegainingTheWill2023 · 24/07/2023 21:21

I didn't watch it but as there is no clear understanding of the message by those that did, I'd say it was a failure. There's no point in satire if the premise is missed by those who saw it.

SequentialAnalyst · 24/07/2023 21:23

At the very end, Gregg actually said the words "Modest Proposal," and Jonathan Swift was acknowledged in the end credits. Confused

vincettenoir · 24/07/2023 21:27

I thought it was brilliant too.

bellac11 · 24/07/2023 21:28

RegainingTheWill2023 · 24/07/2023 21:21

I didn't watch it but as there is no clear understanding of the message by those that did, I'd say it was a failure. There's no point in satire if the premise is missed by those who saw it.

Im not sure this website is a good barometer of what people do or dont understand.

It was obvious about 10 mins in it was a spoof and for the purpose of looking at what is happneing to people who dont have enough money.

As I said, its Ghostwatch all over again, that was very clearly a spoof but people got all upset because they didnt realise

PerspiringElizabeth · 24/07/2023 21:30

FlyingFlamingo · 24/07/2023 20:45

I can’t decide if this is real?!
The donor is clearly an actress, surely?
I can’t work out the point of the programme!

??? Of course it's not fucking real.

SeaBee7 · 24/07/2023 21:32

I am both baffled, and a bit disgusted at the same time. The bit at the end with the children?!?!

MowingTheTerf · 24/07/2023 21:34

Well that's tomorrow's Daily Mail headline sorted!

"Channel 4 sick joke" etc.

RegainingTheWill2023 · 24/07/2023 21:36

bellac11 · 24/07/2023 21:28

Im not sure this website is a good barometer of what people do or dont understand.

It was obvious about 10 mins in it was a spoof and for the purpose of looking at what is happneing to people who dont have enough money.

As I said, its Ghostwatch all over again, that was very clearly a spoof but people got all upset because they didnt realise

Thanks, I will have a look for myself @bellac11

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