Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Sarah caught out in Damon lie; will Elaine be next to die? Brian and Isabella - just plain WHY?

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But of course the big question is, will Arabella Weir move in two doors down?

Oh I thought Claire Sweeney had come as the Artful Dodger

I did laugh at Lauren sleeping in the salon.

Has anyone else been in there for years?

Did Max lock Lauren in the salon?

But however will she get out when the inevitable fag-end-hair-product conflagration starts?

He gave her a key.

Does anyone still smoke on Corrie?

Peter does but he has disappeared.

There are more heroin addicts than smokers.

Good. I can't be doing with yet another fire death / trauma story. That street has had far too many of them.

Max really is a dozy pillock

Somehow he has landed himself a nice new girlfriend and convinced her is not a racist any more

But he is going to mess it up.

So is the baby not Adams? I've barely watched last few weeks.

I looove her wardrobe

It’s either his or Damon’s. They’ve done an in utero DNA test, results pending. Much angst from the oily haired one.

Ah I thought they'd already had the results.

They probably have and I fell asleep.

Oh gawd not another Gemma & Chesney 'too skint for basic childcare and children's clubs' storyline. That summer club that the little lad wants to go to would be Ofsted registered and 85% reclaimable through the Universal Credit that no-one in Weatherfield has ever heard of. And the rest.

Oh Paul. Just no. Hes all mouth and trousers.
Elaine. Tread carefully.
Stu....Roy is such a catch.
Can Paul or Yasmeen or someone not check what the Chesney family are entitled to? Bernie should sort it.

Joseph needs to get on the phone to Granny moneybags

Help! Who is Elaine's thai chi man, he looks awfully familiar

I hope she falls in love with him and he whisks her to a place of safety in Liverpool or somewhere far away.

What, like Birkenhead?

What did he steal from Paul? I wasn’t concentrating.

The money from the chilli-eating fundraiser

The money that was raised from the chilli eating contest and was meant to fund equipment for Paul's condition as he deteriorates, such as a wheelchair, hoists etc.

So now it's going to be, for weeks, 'oh isn't it great, our Paul, that you've got all that money for all those things that yer need?'. And Paul will standing there Doing His Face with his lips quivering and his nose bobbing and his eyes darting while Billy Prayerhands hugs him with a deranged grin and Gemma gurns.

It'd be an easy birth if it's Adam's baby, it'll just slither out.

I thought they were raising money for him to get pissed in Debbie's hotel.

Seemed an odd place dor him to go unless he is a big fan of expensive drinks and piano music.

@AutumnCrow perhaps the Wirral. People on Brookside seemed to think it was special.
How will Paul get into the flat. Isn't it upstairs? Could the bishop not fund an accessible apartment in the archdeacon house? Will Summer have to stay around to support the dads and not go to university in somewhere far away like Chester?
Could Gemma etc not move to the archdeacon house?