Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Sarah caught out in Damon lie; will Elaine be next to die? Brian and Isabella - just plain WHY?

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But of course the big question is, will Arabella Weir move in two doors down?

I've wondered that from the start. Surely they must have slept together for the proposal to be taken seriously be Elaine.

I just think "he is never, ever going to take that tie off"

Stephen has cancelled the policy but Tim and Elaine still have the documents as proof, don't they?

Yes but for some reason this has not occured to them.

Elaine seems to be incapable of recognizing her signature.

Surely it wouldn't matter if he cancelled the policy. It would still have a 'footprint" bank payments, telephone conversations etc. It wouldn't simply vanish without evidence it existed?
Oh yes, I forgot, its Corrieworld, where the police have access to CT footage within minutes showing Tim leaving Stephen's flat!

Oh god, are we going to have to listen to Arcraigy's laboured breathing as he plodsplain's that there's no evidence of insurance misfeasance at this particular juncture but if there are any developments he'll once again keep the whole street informed?

Surely the bloody date the policy was taken out is on the bit of paper Tim and Elaine have found!

And if by some fucking bizarre coincidence, Beth and Kirks Peanut has widdled on that bit, rendering it illegible, one call to the insurance company will provide the details of the date the policy started and the date it was cancelled.

I did say as soon as Dev mentioned mortgaging everything, again, that he was going to lose the lot - he's already lost it all once (hence previously having a chain of shops) at least, possibly more than once (didn't he lose loads in sending both kids to private school he couldn't afford?)...

He is the worlds WORST businessman and on a street that contains Tim and Steve McDonald, thats saying something.

Wouldn't Audi's remortgaged house documents have shown up by now in the red box

Elaine and Tim need to search that red box more thoroughly. I reckon there’s scraps of paper in there, with Stevens attempts to fake her signature all over them.

I’ve worked in a clothing factory and it’s head down arse up at your machine, the speed of the machines is phenomenal, way faster than domestic machines. If we’d stopped to chat or slope off for a cuppa the way Underwhemed workers do we’d have had a pile up of half finished garments falling off the production line conveyer belt. It never stops.

I thought this too.

It took me a while to figure out who Audi was! Yes, you would expect so. But this is Corrie after all.

It was meant to be typed as Aud but stupid autocorrect

I was hoping Stephen wouldn't wake up from the surgery, the way he randomly shouts in the middle of sentences makes me want to finish him off myself.

Gormless Craig dressed in a suit and now a detective is so unbelievable . The scene where he handed Tim his business card was comical.

With his mouth agape, as per usual.

Has his sidekick Detective Mute said anything yet?

He turned down Sally’s offer of a cup of tea because he’s off the caffeine. It was a scene-stealing moment.

Sally would have had decaff. And fruit teas, peppermint, ginger and and a range of decaff coffee pods 'that George Clooney recommends'.

Don't these writers know anything?

Oh, absolutely! Sally would have had the red bush straight out.

Has Elaine left? I missed a bit just heard Jenny saying is Elaine off?

I quite liked Elaine …

So Billy thinks Paul is going to claim income support, does he? Righty ho.

The first actual mention of benefits and STILL no-one has heard of UC.

He'll have his PIP award tomorrow though.

Elaine has gone to Sue's in Scarborough.

Who is Sue in Scarborough ?? 😉