Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Sarah caught out in Damon lie; will Elaine be next to die? Brian and Isabella - just plain WHY?

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But of course the big question is, will Arabella Weir move in two doors down?

I thought the mute detective was mentoring new DC Craigy, there to watch and take notes.

@aflix

Yes I thought that too.. DCCraigie must be going through a probationary period before he can become a fully fledged dick.

'A fully fledged dick' has made me giggle. Poor Craigy, just a partially fledged dick at the moment.

And it's only a matter of time before Kirky becomes Prime Minister. 😱

I'm another who thought Eileen had morphed into Sally.

I think Sally, Eileen and Tim's mum (total brain fart moment and can't remember her name) must have the same hairdresser. They've all got pretty much the same cut.

Well obviously - they all go to Audrey 😄

Just realised my mum has the same style. Maybe she goes there too

Joking aside, I think Eileen looks amazing. I'd love to know her secret. as long as it isn't sexercise with the undertaker

A not late for this, but how on Earth did that woman manage to kidnap toyah? Two equally sized women - what gave her the advantage?

I wondered that too, but I'm guessing she whacked her around the chops with the huge coffee mug that we saw smashed on the floor with the blood, and maybe dragged her into the lift etc. Probably using the same superhuman strength that enabled Stephen to lift a dead body into a car roofbox! 🙄😂

She had a gun.

Glad Elaine finally twigged, hopefully Tim will be able to expose him etc

Either...

Stephen dies, Tim is done for murrrrrrrrrrder, Elaine may or may not get the life insurance dosh which Audrey et all will create a huge fuss about...

Stephen lives, tells the world Tim attacked him for no reason... and round we go again, ugh.

I want at least one of the bodies Serial Stephen has dumped to show up, Weatherfield must be littered, stink and have clouds of bluebottles everywhere!

I am mostly trying to ignore Isabella/Brian/Mary, its just annoying and I really don't understand what shes been brought in for.

Adi is totally going to get seduced by the cougar that is his new bosses wife, ruining Devs stunning plan to get up to his eyeballs in debt to invest in the slimeballs business plans.

And Billy becomes Archbishop of Canterbury

Corrie can’t do anything convincingly these days, the supposed epicentre the Rovers is like a cheap empty stage set that even Crossroads would be embarrassed about.

Ah Crossroads!

David Hunter was the most wooden character to ever walk onto a studio set. I remember he never quite mastered the art of speaking and moving at the same time.

Yes soaps have come a long way since then.

Errr what did I just write?

David Hunter would fit right in to modern Corrie, wooden and can’t act!

Remember that bit when Rosemary shot David and you couldn't tell any difference? 😂

In other news; aged 94 and 89 -

Just love that picture ♥️

It has never really recovered since Covid

It used to feel like a bustling pub now it is often just people at one table talking to a barmaid.

I remember thinking of that episode of the Plants and Barlow's gathering for the pregnancy news .
..that that was the busiest the rovers had been for a long time !!

@bizzey

Your typo was actually spot on!

The whole Platt family are indeed plants but David is the least plantlike imo 😏

😂😂😂🤣!
Well spotted !
I didn't see that at all !

I love David. By far the best thing about Corrie.

Problem is whenever there's a scene in the cafe or the rover's return now - there is only ever the people involved in the scene in there... If you look back at classic corrie from 20 years ago - the cafe and the pub is rammed with loads of other people like extras...