Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

[TellingBone]

All hail biker cat

What about if Bernice consoles Bob and one thing leads to another again? Cue Wendy at door. Fuck off Wendy,

Oh no I think you're right @TellingBone

Oh here we go.

I want a kimono like that.

Bernice is gorgeous

Isn't she just?

They're carrying on like it's a sixth form residential trip.

Mind you I suppose that's the last time the writers went on holiday.

Oh dear Laim! Now looks like a bunk up between Bob and Bernice !

I'm rapidly losing interest in Emmerdale, it's so bloody boring at the moment.

And Jai's permanently sulky face is annoying me.

Bernice looks fab doesn't she

I'm not a fan of Bernice's character but phwoar she looked hot 😆

Please find me Bernie's kimono. And not the Temu one that fits a chicken.

Sorry I can't join in with the Bernice lovefest. She's always been a nasty, manipulative character who seems to leave and come back at will. Her sense of style hasn't changed in the time she's been in Emmerdale - always over dressed in a mother of the bride kind of way with that beige mac glue on to her.

Nothing much to cheer us from last night other than Wendy at last seeing sense and ending the vomit inducing affair with Liam - the actor must be so relieved he doesn't have to utter sickly lines about how amazing Wendy is any more.

Bernice is a real stunner! Can't she have a proper love interest for once.

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Ooh 😮 it’s out in the open now! Has Wendy had filler in her face?? She looks plumped up

Oh Christ Almighty I don't care about any of this shite

Can't you think of anything more original, you're supposed to be a writer! cries Bob into the Emmerdale wilderness.

Quite.

FUCK OFF WENDY

Missed half of it cos daughter won't settle. Don't suppose I've missed anything worth watching

Protect your mental health and don't bother!

😂😂😂

Honestly @strugglingwithlife you've missed nothing, apart from Wendy simpering at Bob about not knowing why she did something that she very obviously did do, on numerous occasions, in full possession of her adult faculties.

A bit like her faking being a qualified nurse, really.

Oh Bob just dump her!

Another pathetic episode - more Charles angst and I couldn't understand a word Wendy said between her awful squeaky voice and her crocodile tears.

You can't understand what Wendy says because when she's doing fake angst her voice is so high and strangled that even dogs can't pick it up

(sighs heavily)