Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

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All hail biker cat

I am watching it live tonight cos I just do not want to speak to anyone else in the house this evening so this mindless tosh will do me nicely. Someone pour me a voddie there thanks.

Wow Esther got big!

Feck the lot of them @Neverinamonthofsundays

Shower of shitehawkes. You would swear I had been out there all morning doing a raindance for jaysus sake.

I wonder what they'll do with Holdgate now Rishi is dead

Looks like the casual fling is going to get emotional

Nicknack falls in love at the drop of a pair of underwear.

It's those big brown eyes

What's occurring?

Oh, the dryer has finished, how nice.

I wonder now will there be a whole host of Jai's family including real daddy arriving for the funeral.

I think they'll go for an off screen funeral so they can pretend Priya and Nikhil were at it. Was Rishi Hindu? I think it would be interesting to see a different type of funeral.

Some help Georgia is

I'm surprised they even recognise Georgia @JaneJeffer with her change of head.

Just got back from holiday and gutted to hear Rishi has died. I also hear the actor didn't want to leave and the idiot producer just wanted to kill him off 🤬

Wendy must be getting deja vu

Deja moo more like. Silly cow.

Fuck off Wendy! I know she's not a real nurse but she really is the shittest most unprofessional nurse ever. Why does noone ever report her?

Wendy the second

sighs heavier than she has ever sighed before

Either Tracey and Nate are going to make a fortune on Vinted and their financial woes will be forgotten, or Nate will develop some complex about everyone else in the village having more money than him and get into some kind of ridiculous illegal scheme. Either way it will be tedious.

I’m still hoping that Bob and Wendy breaking up will lead to her departure, but I’m not optimistic 🙄

I envisage some cattle rustling from the most useless farmhand of the Dales.

There's definitely something in the offing with Nate as the camera lingered on his gazing enviously at the wad of cash that Billay was brandishing.

It's time Nate was given the chance to do some proper acting. Sadly I can't see it happening. He's good looking but beyond that 😵

New thread www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/4862402-emmerdale-more-miserable-than-the-weather-no-spoilers

It's time Nate was given the chance to do some proper acting.
How many chances does he get?