Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

[TellingBone]

All hail biker cat

Why do the rooms have to cleaned and beds changed when they have no guests ?!!!

Oh yes!

Here is my penny's-worth...

I think Arthur's crying was very realistic with tears and everything. He was good at that!

I agree that Nate was all fists no talk! He's going to be Caleb's henchman! (Caleb's words)

And finally Chas made me laugh when she made that sarcastic comment about the stag party t-shirts being outdated!! She can talk!!

Loving the hilarity from the villagers over Liam and Wendy 🤣

Fuck off Wendy!

What's happening? Does everyone know?

Has Chas glued her fringe to her forehead?

Chas has a new fringe.

Most of the acting is cringe.

Liam and Wendy may have ended their bonk binge.

I honestly couldn't care less about any of the storylines at the moment. I'm turning into a miserable old woman!

Ha! I knew Bernice would be in the bushes 🤣

And she was savvy enough to take a witness so she can't be accused of shit stirring.

*Chas has a new fringe.

Most of the acting is cringe.

Liam and Wendy may have ended their bonk binge.*

And Mumsnetter are having a whinge?

It's not you it's them

In connection to this storyline, please no one mention the other rhyme starting with m
😩

As if (when you're trying to dispel rumours of an affair) you'd snog in front of a window if full view of a pair of idiots snooping about like pantomime villains.

What's with David's hair and Chas's for that matter.

Another episode of zero interest.

Just heard of an upcoming departure which had gladdened my heart.

Love it! 😂

Lol thanks @JaneJeffer
Find my attention wondering lately when watching, same with Corrie.
Don't watch EE

Wandering! 🙄

I see that Nate and Tracey (as per Chesney and Gemma in Corrie) have never heard of Universal Credit and the Child & Housing Elements?

In fact UC universally does not exist in soapland. People are either fookin loaded or 'can't put food on the table'.

It’s dire at the moment! That was quite funny David talking to Liam about Wendy. It’s such an off match another big fail by the writers. I’m not a fan of Tracey I’d have preferred her not to return 😏she just irritates me. At least no Chloe tonight

I saw someone say they love Liam and Wendy together! 😧

They need another plane crabs get rid of the dead wood all the soaps are dire at the moment

I thought the bit at the end when Nicola and Bernice were spying on Liam and NNW was dire, contrived and stupid.
However on Instagram they thought it was comedy gold and the funniest thing they'd seen in ages

I'll stay here thanks 🥰

Hopefully when Bernice and Nicola expose Wendy for the cheat she is, Wendy will indeed have to fuck off never to grace our screens again.

I think they are too! (Waiting to be shot down!!) The fact that the age difference doesn't matter to them is sweet. And as for David saying about Wendy not being anything like Layla... Well I hate Layla and her horrible false face! My DF is completely besotted but he is 86!!

Yeah i agree hardly comedy gold..I suppose if you like Benny Hill maybe!