Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

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All hail biker cat

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Dear Emmerdale actors, please learn all the words in your script, many thanks, The Viewers

Yes Marlon NOBODY CARES

Lookit Mary, if you stay in Emmerdale long enough everyone will have seen your bits anyway

Auntie Jean

Bahahaha G'wan Nate

Why couldn't they have moved this family into one of the empty houses?

Hmm Marshalls aunt seems to good to be true.

Another story that went nowhere

So Marshall offksi! Just like that

Offski even 🤣

I wonder whose decision it was

Why do they keep saying "seeing as though" instead of seeing as how? It's annoying!

Oooohhhhh Bernice is onto them!

Caleb is the new Robert - getting attacked by someone every 10 minutes

Get a new producer Emmerdale FFS. We can't go on watching this crap.

It's so rubbish at the moment, I barely paid attention i was so bored 🥱

Now I can't stand Nate, never could, but for a bit I thought I was maybe warming to him, nope can't stand him again, hate the way he gets so angry so quickly and why the hell did Tracy think she can run a nursery when she hadn't even thought about a place for the nursery or bloody insurance, I mean come on 🤦🤦

Oh and have they forgotten it's hospital Thursday, I need my fix of hospital Thursday 😲

Finally caught up. The only interesting thing has been the mary story. Although 90% of it was ridiculous. Should have gone straight to the police, although right thing in the end. How was it sent after faye was arrested? And why hasn't Mary reported to the police that the photo has now been shared?

Chas hair is different.

I missed what was going on with the farm. So don't know why nate went hulk. So, did Kim not buy? But moira still sold everything? If so, what work are they doing?

I haven't seen vinnys dog in a while. Miss her.

Why was Wendy wearing a blouse in bed? I get that she’s not going to sit there with her knockers hanging out at 7.30, but surely she could have had a camisole or something on for a tiny bit of realism?

Marshall’s exit was weirdly rushed. They didn’t even need to film any extra scenes; they could easily have stretched what they had over a couple more episodes. It would have made sense if Marshall had realised he and Arthur had become more like brothers - Rishi even compared them to Jai and Nikhil. But no: we just get a lame “I don't fancy Arthur anymore, so I’m buggering off with Auntie Jean [who looks weirdly like Fay], right now.” Thanks, Laurel and Jai 😏

No Hospital Thursday. Very disappointed.

Something’s just reminded me - whatever happened to the Rhona and Gus embryos storyline? Did she just decide in the end that he couldn’t have them and then he buggered off? Or did I miss something?

Rhona has mentioned a few times that it was Faye who stole her passport ?

We all thought it was Gus .

Why would Faye steal Rhona's passport ?

Unless Rhona thinks Faye took it ,but it really was Gus ?

@WomanStanleyWoman2 I asked that recently too but nobody seems to be able to shed any light on it.
Another same day exit with Marshall out of nowhere.
Nate is like the Cain of old - punch first, ask later.
More vomit inducing romps from Liam (in a vest FFS) and NNW. At least if Bernice is on the case it will hopefully be revealed sooner rather than later.
Another shit episode and sadly no hospital action for a Thursday.