Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

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All hail biker cat

I'm beginning to think they had a falling out? 🤔

I was away for a bit so catching up, but I've no idea where to start...... Naomi is gone (thank feck for that) but has ripped Vinny off big time.

Charles is in the dog house with his horrible mother because he wouldn't cover up for his shotgun wielding father ( seriously mother, get a grip)

Tracey is back and married to Nate (how did that happen)

Dan has nearly killed someone and Amelia thinks it'll all be fine (she's an idiot anyway)

Chloe is acting like her and Mackenzie have been together for ever ("aren't you going to leave with me" after Charity chucked the welly contents over her)

Also the kidnapping of Nate and Dawn's pregnancy being announced

It's an awful bloody lot to happen in one place for one week 😲

I am never moving to Emmerdale, to much excitement for me 😁

I think they're trying to keep viewers interested with lots of different story lines but as usual no one cares about any of them 😂

Billy and Dawn are so cute together 😍 no doubt there will be some disaster to befall them as noone can ever be happy 🙄

Must have been one hell of an episode, flooded with comments here. I'm 3 minutes in on plus one

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Too much Dan and Amelia. I was hoping the police woman would come back in and tell Dan that Lloyd was dead. Would have at least added some drama.

I thought that Lloyd was dead too when she went out and back in again. The bit where Dab freaked out with the solicitor and police man was weird!

I thought she was going to come back to say he died. Wonder how handsome copper and solicitor man knew exactly why she had left the room.
Also wonder how long before things go drastically wrong for Billy and Dawn.
New woman in woolpack kitchen is irritating me. We've got rid of one annoying, terrible actress and replaced her with her one almost as bad.

Dan not Dab, ffs!

Yes that girl in the kitchens is awful. Like you say we don't need yet another terrible actor!

The policeman was rather attractive but, as he didn't speak, isn't credited.
Now that Charles' father claims to be ill, are they all going to a family again so he and awful mother will be hanging around. I'd known for weeks that Naomi was going and really hoped she'd go off with grandad. I can see them all getting sucked in (I doubt if his illness is genuine btw) and he'll steal from them and disappear again.
I really hope that Dawn and Billy have a happy baby story but that seems unlikely as PP said Nobody is allowed to be happy for long in Emmerdale.
Where do they get these "actors" from - new kitchen girl. What does she actually bring apart from a high annoyance factor.

FFS another random long lost relative that nobody has ever heard of.

Who's this? And where have I seen him before?
Yeah there's bound to be some dramatic storyline involving Dawn and Billy s baby seeing as nobody can ever just be happy

Emmerdale stuff that doesn't make sense: part zillion

Charity tells Ryan's girlfriend to cover up a wrong price she's put on menu board. So she just looks at it and puts it on the bar with the wrong price. 🤔

Relative of Rishi's rocks up like a burglar and searches for key under mat instead of knocking on door 🤔

So he's a chef. Guess we know who's gonna replace what's her name

Oh dear, another random family member 🙄

So Amelia and Dan have switched rolls I see.

Yep, he will replace Gail. Is it Gail? And on the subject of Gail, she's just another Laurel/Lydia who were both ditsy when they first arrived.

Where is Samson has he left? Did he pay the money back to Noah?

No CHLOE tonight 😁

I’m sure he’ll be begging for forgiveness when he sobers up but I was cheering Dan on when he read the riot act to Amelia. I’m really irritated by her character and her annoying antics.

Yes Dan finally grew a pair.
I was also thinking that Gail reminded me of Laurel but I was less polite than ditsy.
SO predictable re the long lost relative just happening to be a chef.

Anyone else think the vicar's father isn't really I'll and it's just a plot for something sinister 🤔

I also think Victor is lying about dying.

No Chloe tonight was the icing on the cake. I wish all episodes were a Chloe free zone.

The whole vicar didn’t give a alibi to nasty grandad was a damp squib I was thinking it was vicar who had done the crime and nasty grandad had covered up for him.
Also wouldn’t SS be involved with Dan/Amelia with the arrest and it being violent and her being 16 if he does go to prison she will somehow be able to pay the rent as a part time beautician without the quals and studying A levels with a baby.
honestly I think the writers think we are a stupid
one positive this week Naomi’s gone

I think you are right @Bagpuss2022 particularly as we have seen Charles go all Angry Anderson on us with Alex.

Also, I kind of hoped the hooded figure breaking into Rishi's and knowing where to look for key would have been Nikhil. Much more welcome than another random. I'm assuming random cousin will turn out to actually be Jai's brother as already mention of angry father he's not returning to.

Bonus Clemmie exit. 👋