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Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

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TellingBone · 11/06/2023 00:20

All hail biker cat

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PrincessScarlett · 12/07/2023 20:16

Not just a chef but a gay chef

JaneJeffer · 12/07/2023 20:31

It's the Brighton of villages.

I really need to catch up!

Bagpuss2022 · 12/07/2023 22:19

The new gay chef cousin is going to end up being his brother 🥱

PrincessScarlett · 12/07/2023 23:09

How did Clemmie get out of Home Farm without setting the alarm off? Surely they have an alarm in a bloody big house like that.

TellingBone · 12/07/2023 23:32

Probably switched it off on purpose and all kept their fingers crossed

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Ellenanora7 · 13/07/2023 03:53

Bagpuss2022 · 12/07/2023 22:19

The new gay chef cousin is going to end up being his brother 🥱

Yep, they might as well hold a sign up saying it, it's so bloody obvious 🤦

Tomorrow's hour long episode will consist of the whole village looking in the woods for Clemmie, I'm going to try and count how many times her name is shouted.

RaraRachael · 13/07/2023 10:08

Clemmie will need to be found in a state requiring medical attention as it's hospital Thursday.

TellingBone · 13/07/2023 10:26

RaraRachael · 13/07/2023 10:08

Clemmie will need to be found in a state requiring medical attention as it's hospital Thursday.

Indeed. And time to play soap hospital bingo.

'We're waiting for the results of the scan'
'Why don't you go get a coffee?'
'But she'll be alright won't she?'
'She'll be fine I promise'
'Piss off not-Nurse Wendy'

Oh, went a bit off grid at the end there

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JaneJeffer · 13/07/2023 10:43

She can't have got far.

I'll check the barns.

Quizzical face
"Nothing"

I know where she'll have gone, it's her favourite place that we've never seen her in before.

This is all my fault.
You couldn't have known this would happen.

If anything happens to her I'll never forgive myself.

Why don't you go home and get some rest, I'll stay here.
No, I'm not leaving her.

WomanStanleyWoman2 · 13/07/2023 10:46

Claudette’s characterisation is all over the place. One minute she’s ultra-pious, misdeeds must punished, repent to the Lord etc.; the next, she’s furious with Charles for not perverting the course of justice. She practically burst a blood vessel that Charles and Manpreet were living in sin, but appears to adore her gay grandson.

Note to writers: sticking a tight hat on a judgemental old Christian woman does not the new Edna Birch make.

JaneJeffer · 13/07/2023 10:51

It would be fun if Nicky Nacky shoved her off a ledge

familyissues12345 · 13/07/2023 10:57

JaneJeffer · 13/07/2023 10:51

It would be fun if Nicky Nacky shoved her off a ledge

Claudette or Clemmie? ShockGrin

WomanStanleyWoman2 · 13/07/2023 11:00

Unless of course, Grandma doesn’t know that Ethan’s gay and it all comes out after he has a multi-cultural love triangle with Nicky and new chef. And Claudette can do her “God gave you your mouth for prayers, Ethan, not other boys’ lifegiving instruments!” routine, and her hat could pop off in all the excitement.

TellingBone · 13/07/2023 11:02

😂You lot are on fire today

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JaneJeffer · 13/07/2023 11:05

Either one @familyissues12345 Grin they could have him just randomly shoving annoying characters off heights and he never gets caught but Caleb is a bit suspicious Grin

BooseysMom · 13/07/2023 14:38

TellingBone · 11/07/2023 19:48

Emmerdale stuff that doesn't make sense: part zillion

Charity tells Ryan's girlfriend to cover up a wrong price she's put on menu board. So she just looks at it and puts it on the bar with the wrong price. 🤔

Relative of Rishi's rocks up like a burglar and searches for key under mat instead of knocking on door 🤔

Very good!

JaneJeffer · 13/07/2023 19:25

Eyes down for a full house

Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back
JaneJeffer · 13/07/2023 19:35

It's strange having Tracey back

TellingBone · 13/07/2023 19:36

Ha ha. '...I'll never forgive myself' <DOBBER>

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JaneJeffer · 13/07/2023 19:40

I googled the chiller killer and he's an actual serial killer Shock

Cain and cricket are not two things I would put together

PrincessScarlett · 13/07/2023 19:44

I reckon Nicky will find Clemmie and be a hero.

PrincessScarlett · 13/07/2023 19:45

Loving the Emmerdale bingo @JaneJeffer 🤣 Fuck off Wendy has got to be the winner by a mile!!

TellingBone · 13/07/2023 19:47

'Let's split up' <DOBBER>

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strugglingwithlife · 13/07/2023 19:47

I'm in stitches at your posts 🤣

JaneJeffer · 13/07/2023 19:47

Let's split up ✔️

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