Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

[TellingBone]

All hail biker cat

Not just a chef but a gay chef

It's the Brighton of villages.

I really need to catch up!

The new gay chef cousin is going to end up being his brother 🥱

How did Clemmie get out of Home Farm without setting the alarm off? Surely they have an alarm in a bloody big house like that.

Probably switched it off on purpose and all kept their fingers crossed

Yep, they might as well hold a sign up saying it, it's so bloody obvious 🤦

Tomorrow's hour long episode will consist of the whole village looking in the woods for Clemmie, I'm going to try and count how many times her name is shouted.

Clemmie will need to be found in a state requiring medical attention as it's hospital Thursday.

Indeed. And time to play soap hospital bingo.

'We're waiting for the results of the scan'
'Why don't you go get a coffee?'
'But she'll be alright won't she?'
'She'll be fine I promise'
'Piss off not-Nurse Wendy'

Oh, went a bit off grid at the end there

She can't have got far.

I'll check the barns.

Quizzical face
"Nothing"

I know where she'll have gone, it's her favourite place that we've never seen her in before.

This is all my fault.
You couldn't have known this would happen.

If anything happens to her I'll never forgive myself.

Why don't you go home and get some rest, I'll stay here.
No, I'm not leaving her.

Claudette’s characterisation is all over the place. One minute she’s ultra-pious, misdeeds must punished, repent to the Lord etc.; the next, she’s furious with Charles for not perverting the course of justice. She practically burst a blood vessel that Charles and Manpreet were living in sin, but appears to adore her gay grandson.

Note to writers: sticking a tight hat on a judgemental old Christian woman does not the new Edna Birch make.

It would be fun if Nicky Nacky shoved her off a ledge

Claudette or Clemmie?

Unless of course, Grandma doesn’t know that Ethan’s gay and it all comes out after he has a multi-cultural love triangle with Nicky and new chef. And Claudette can do her “God gave you your mouth for prayers, Ethan, not other boys’ lifegiving instruments!” routine, and her hat could pop off in all the excitement.

😂You lot are on fire today

Either one @familyissues12345 they could have him just randomly shoving annoying characters off heights and he never gets caught but Caleb is a bit suspicious

Very good!

Eyes down for a full house

It's strange having Tracey back

Ha ha. '...I'll never forgive myself' <DOBBER>

I googled the chiller killer and he's an actual serial killer

Cain and cricket are not two things I would put together

I reckon Nicky will find Clemmie and be a hero.

Loving the Emmerdale bingo @JaneJeffer 🤣 Fuck off Wendy has got to be the winner by a mile!!

'Let's split up' <DOBBER>

I'm in stitches at your posts 🤣

Let's split up ✔️