Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

[TellingBone]

All hail biker cat

Very true! I mean, what is there to say about such badly-written drivel? You could put Claire Foy and Benedict Cumberbatch in there but with those lines, not even they could rescue it.

Didn't watch again. Reading these, I won't bother.

I don't think I was paying attention at the time but did chloe and mack kiss and make up or is there a chance she'll pretend she's going to Scotland again?

Did not even bother watching this evening and going on the comments I am glad. Might phase it out now to be honest it is absolute shite.

What's with Victoria interfering in people's lives.
I don't find Liam at all attractive but he must find it hard to pretend he and Wendy are at it.
Oh yet another misunderstanding- the "kidnapping" scene was beyond shit yet on Instagram some are claiming it was hilarious and the best episode they'd seen in ages.

Other than watching Cain be Cain, it was a load of twaddle. The writers are burning through storylines like they are on speed.

Just saw the picture of Tracey and Nate getting married WTF WTAF?

I still cant get over the fact that Traceys real life sister is Kimberly Walsh from Girls aloud.

I used to like Liam until my friend said he looked like Noddy.
Tracy looked lovely is all I can say about last nights episode .

Was Tracey on that bus in her wedding dress? Did she get off the bus? All I saw is Nate (?)miss the bus and then Tracey was standing there with the little girl in full bridal regalia. I don't understand about the Town Hall / bus / bus direction / church / Vicar Charles and his words stuff.

And yes, I know I should stop falling asleep half way through. It's the writers' fault. I shouldn't have to concentrate this hard to make it make sense

I like Moira's running though.

What a load of horseshit for an episode.

If they wanted a low key, no fuss day why was she dressed up in a huge wedding dress. And why did Nate even have to look after Frankie in the village for the past week and behave so suspiciously. He could have just gone to stay with Tracy in the run up to the wedding.

No-one blinked twice as Cain and Moira knocked a grown man out and pushed him into the back of a vehicle in front of a busy town hall🙄 Moira’s van made the whole scene seem like a bad sketch from Only Fools and Horses.

Nate is a large guy so I doubt very much if Cain and Moira would have been able to get him in to the van. As a PP says in broad daylight in the middle of a busy town centre. Why was Nate just arriving with his suit in a carrier at the Town Hall. Wouldn't he have go dressed first? Agree about the silly secrecy with Nate and Frankie over the past week - utter drivel.
And where and when were they meant to have rekindled their romance as Nate has been busy with farming stuff over the last while.

Utter utter shite the lot of it.

Nate went to the Town Hall. He told Nicola he was going there (makes total sense if he was trying to keep it all a secret🙄) who conveniently mentioned it to Moira and Cain.

They thought he was there to disrupt Tracey’s wedding so they knocked him out, kidnapped him and drove him back to the village. He came round and tried to get the bus back to the town hall, missed it but lo and behold Tracy stepped off it. Yes she travelled there in her dress. Cain strongarmed Charles into officiating a replacement wedding ceremony but it wasn’t official for and Charles couldn’t say “you are now man and wife” for some legal reason so Cain said it instead.

It all sounds so shit when I write it out😭

But none of the above was as horrific and horrendous as Wendy and Liam continuing to literally play Doctors and Nurses. Could there possibly be a less believable couple.

@Eastie77Returns it sounds shit because it IS shit and is becoming even shitter if that's possible.
The very idea of Wendy and Liam at it makes me want to vomit 🤮

I'm imagining a scriptwriters meeting where they come up with the most ludicrous ideas and decide that's what we want to see.

It isn't.

Wouldn't Moira's van be refrigerated/freezer like as she was delivering frozen sausages to Nicola ?

It would be too cold for a person to be in the back of it .

Very strange episode .

Tracey got off the bus very quickly....but the next scene she has got Frankie in a pushchair with a big bag attached to it .

I am over thinking things because the tennis has been cancelled!!

Would we even notice if Nate was frozen?

Tennis is back bizzey under the roof at least

If Nate missed getting the bus to the Town Hall, how did Tracey get off the same bus from the Town Hall? Buses go through Emmerdale don't they - it's not some sort of terminus of doom?

Why a bus? Why not get a cab? Wait are there cabs that go into emmerdale?
Anyway I am glad I did not watch cos it sounds like total balloney at this point.

Emmerdale Paper 1, please do not turn over until instructed to do so.

Q1: If the town hall is 10 miles away from Emmerdale and Nate got a bus at 2:15 going at 40 mph which got delayed at Hotten roadworks for 7 minutes and Tracey got a bus from the town hall to Emmerdale at 2:30 going at 35 mph which got delayed for 2 minutes what time would they pass each other at?

At shite o'clock?

Only if you're going to the airport to start your new life with your total lifetime belongings in a gym holdall.

Or if you are a serial killer you leave the village in a massive lorry heading for Scotland

Definitely the worst pairing in soap history

You leave in the morning with everything you own in a little black case
Alone on a platform, the wind and the rain on a sad and lonely face
🎶