Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

[TellingBone]

All hail biker cat

I think you mean Scootland

In the time it took Cain and Moira to drive Nate back to Emmerdale, and have a short disagreement about what was happening, Tracey waited long enough at the town hall to realise that Nate was not going to turn up, got a toddler sorted, caught a bus and travelled all the way back to Emmerdale, presumably stopping at several bus stops along the way.

And then Tracey announced chirpily something like, 'are ye trying to jilt me on my wedding day?' as Nate stood there in Emmerdale, to where she has fortuitously and telepathically taken the Super Fast & Very Clean Bus, with his bashed in face and a Prince Harry-esque cold-temperature todger.

and a Prince Harry-esque cold-temperature todger
🤣

@AutumnCrow you should tout yourself to the scriptwriters and do it for them!

OK I caved and have it on here now. I am only at the first half but holy moly Tracey has lost some weight!

No I cannot cope with Liam and Wendy. I have the ick just thinking of it all. Just NO.

Would we even notice if Nate was frozen?😂😂😂

I’m wondering if there is going to be a tragedy involving him or Tracey. The over-done gushing declarations of undying love and bizarre sudden wedding seems to be setting the scene for something to go horribly wrong. Couples are never allowed to be this happy for long.

Oh god now Tracey is back that Vanessa wil be on her way back too.

Missed last night, caught up earlier. What a load of bollocks. And Wendy and Liam 🤮

Its a pile of poo. I still have it on here this evening though....

Yep. Can't unsee the Liam/Noddy thing now. His air of being permanently perplexed just adds to the effect. So thanks for that. 😅

Nate's bairn looks terrified

Chloe and Mack are together! Must have happened when i was away…no!!

Loving Charity tipping the welly of beer on Chloe 🤣🤣 who the hell does she think she is turning up to Nate and Tracey's party? She doesn't even know Tracey. Chloe just loves rubbing it in Charity's face that she's with Mackenzie. Deserved that welly 100%

Right, if Emmerdale want ridiculous stories, please can Meena escape and murder Wendy and Liam. I really can't take much more of their vomit inducing sex antics 🤮

In real life there is a 15 year agegap between them.

17 sorry!

I gave in and watched.
I've missed the bit where chloe and mack got back together. Mustn't have been concentrating. How ridiculous for them to show up at the party together. Chloe should have stayed home, but at least she got the welly.
I can't remember how leyla ended up living in traceys but surely she didn't think it would be forever? Her reaction makes no sense, surely she has enough money to get a place of her own. Marlons, the flat above vinnys, the house chloe and mack were going to move into (unless that's back on) or the b and b where everyone stays?
I can sort of understand the marrying in secret but why hide they were back together?
The amelia story is just nonsense, sorry. Its far too soon since corrie done very similar and to choose amelia of all people. I don't even remember her using make up really, until recently. Now the teenage mum, does college, working and somehow finds time for a full face of make up while making videos on social media. Bollocks.

The doctors and nurses story line is no longer the worst thing. And that takes a lot of doing.

And the way Liam described it as 'the affair'. Boak.

Sorry ,,

Oh it is the worst thing by far!

It may be the worst thing we have to watch but in terms of ridiculous, the jai adoption is the most ridiculous. Not one bit makes sense.
Closely followed by mack/chloe/charity nonsense

I'm still hoping Nate is actually Ruben's dad as that would then mess up his new marriage to Tracey which must be a cert given that noone can ever be happy.

And I'm not liking one bit this whole Naomi and Vinnie thing that is going on.

The Jai adoption SL…I haven’t really been following but has he really never seen his Birth Certificate before?

Love the Murderous Meena escape plan a PP mentioned. Please can she also dispose of Naomi along with Liam and Wendy, drop Chloe from a great height and wor Nicky can go as well.