Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

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All hail biker cat

What no plaice joke Bob?

Is Jai going on safari?

What age is Frankie now?

Funny how Vic and Chloe are never home at the same time

Fuck off Wendy

They got a new consignment of jackets

Nice one Dan. Now when Noah electrocutes him you can go to prison for it.

Just what I just said

Wendy really is a piece of work wanting her cake and eating it.

Not even watched tonight's. Don't know if I'll bother.

@CoffeeLover90 you didn't miss anything. Same old shite.

Nate acting furtively.
Jai shouting at his non dad Rishi.
Nicola being nosey.
Bernice being bossy.
Etc etc

I really can't stand Bob and his finger clicking wisecracking nonsense. He's been the same for over 20 years.

I think I must have dreamt this, but I thought Jai's mum had died off screen?

I seem to remember Jai's mum meeting a man and going off on a cruise with him. However my memory isn't what it used to be so maybe that's a load of nonsense!

The cruise happened but I could have sworn it was said she had died either after or during it

I don't think she died. She just went on a cruise and never came back

She probably ‘fell overboard’, leaving free to reappear at any time.

Sounds about right. Let's see, we haven't had a relative appear for at least 2 weeks. However she would actually be somebody who's been in it before.

Aww Meg Johnson [Pearl Ladderbanks] has died.

Very believable character; a good actress. RIP.

What an odd way to bring Tracey back. No mention of her for months and then Nate has a secret wedding planned 🤯

Oh please stop this vile sex talk between Wendy and Liam 🤮

Nice nod to Pearl at the end

I'm convinced the writing team are a bunch of school kids (although possibly insulting to school kids) as it's all so random at the moment. Stories made ridiculously complicated or just utter nonsense because they can't be bothered to write a proper story.

I'm glad to see Tracey back but come on, that was a shit way to return. Oh by the way we've been back together for 2 months. But how? as Nate has been in the village supporting Mackenzie for the last couple of months and working non stop on the farm 🙄

I wish I’d had my fingers in my ears when Wendy mentioned the “twice in an hour” to Liam 🤮

Just utter drivel tonight the Tracey storyline …who writes this garbage.
Aw actress that played Pearl passed away.

I could tell it was a shit episode when there were only 7 new comments