IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

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ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

Me too @EddieHowesShithousingMags

"I'm not afraid to step on people's terrrrrs" 🤣

Plus Jess's 'I wouldn't blink an eyelid'

Medhi is clearly irritated by Whitney. He can barely disguise it. He's always chastising her. When he assumed she made Jess cry and wouldn't let her explain herself to him but accepted Jess coming to him to plead Whitney's case I was like 🙄🤔

I'm genuinely perplexed watching these people why they don't see the manipulation but
a) they're young b) they're human c) they're not watching it on TV

Anyway, I dislike him just for being a bloody catfish. He's acting as if he brought his Instagram face to the villa 🤔
instagram.com/mehdiedno?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

I couldn't believe they had to stand up there and say who they'd chosen! I thought it would be via text as usual. That was savage. Sammy is going to kick off tomorrow in his usual vile manner

The correct ones were chosen at least they weren't kicked out and can couple up with anyone else. Poor girl that gets Sammy he will be straight after Leah now again.itch is much better than Sammy. Would love Mitch and Jess together.

No fan of Sammy's but Jess was even more annoying last night.

First look is out seems more like angst island than love island

Agree. I like Jess, but god, she just wouldn't let it drop last night. It was just noise, noise, noise.

I thought it was very like Big Brother - I enjoyed it!

That was my thought too - saved all the “who voted for who” on the sunbeds later

Can’t say I think the bombshells are going to do anything….

I don't like Sammy, but I don't understand why Jess is making it out that Sammy is jealous about her getting to know Mitch?

@Gothambutnotahamster I was also getting classic Big Brother vibes. At it's height it was amazing. I used to love the live feed.

However in my 20's drinking too much white wine.

He's acting as if he brought his Instagram face to the villa 🤔

😂😂😂😂

Is Jess really as thick as she's acting?

Is anyone else really bored? This is a dull series so far

I think this series is better as there’s more going on. I can’t stand Sammy though, he talks over the girls and absolutely no respect whatsoever 🤬

Sammy is the centre of so many rows

Catherine and Scott are protesting too much. Scott told her a few days ago that he was leaning towards Leah, it's obvious he has more sexual attraction towards Leah. Sammy is a dick but he's not wrong. Yeah it sucks for Catherine that she maybe really likes Scott and he's not as into her but it isn't Sammys fault that that's the case.

Mal is strange.

Sammy is absolutely awful. Sulky and unable to hear anyone else.

This season is dire. No one who I'd consider stunning, no one funny or charming, just a bunch of man-children and miseries. It's so flat.

Where's the friendships, the genuine flirting, the silliness and the cheesy romance?

I think they'll give it one more go next year, but this is definitely the series that's killed LI for good.

Mals chest looked positively plastic in that dress at the first dates.

Sammy - I really, really don't like him but he is entitled to his opinion. I think Scott is treading water with Catherine waiting for something better.

Is Mal okay?

Goodness me.. are you Ok hun 😬 not at all sure about this new girl. Guys seems to have really clicked with Catherine! He seems lovely.